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Global Warming Crippling The Arctic

April 1, 2010 by Bruce Carroll

This is devastating news…. for Al Gore.

Barring an about face by nature or adjustments, it appears that for the first time since 2001, Arctic Sea ice will hit the “normal” line as defined by the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) for this time of year.

Uh oh.

On the good side of Global Warming, here’s the forecast for Charlotte, NC this week.  Lots of sunny GW coming my way!  Yaaaay!

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Climate Change (Global Warming), End of Human Race

Comments

  1. PatriotMom says

    April 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm - April 1, 2010

    yeah!!!!!!!!

  2. Sonicfrog says

    April 1, 2010 at 1:24 pm - April 1, 2010

    I have a confession.

    After reading this report, I have come to the conclusion that I was wrong and there should no longer be any questions about the validity of ANY scientific research that shows that we are causing catastrophic global warming. None. No questions. Teleconnections is real. Stripbark Bristlecone Pines are a perfect temperature proxy. Any statistical method that can show there was no Medieval Warm Period must be used to show it, even if it’s never been used in such fashion. Climate models MUST ALWAYS be trusted. The decline was not hidden, just misplaced. Everything Al Gore says is 100% true and accurate.

    Man-Made Global Warming is REAL people!

    We Are Killing The Planet!

    There is NO DOUBT!

    Don’t question anything!

    The Science IS Settled!!!!!!

    … Oh, and BTW, I drink my urine. It’s healthy.

  3. ILoveCapitalism says

    April 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm - April 1, 2010

    Global Warming(tm)** has also hit in the SF Bay Area.

    (**known in my childhood as “springtime”)

  4. American Elephant says

    April 1, 2010 at 6:33 pm - April 1, 2010

    Its going to be in the 80’s ???? Already?

  5. heliotrope says

    April 1, 2010 at 6:45 pm - April 1, 2010

    This has been the most ethical, transparent, open, thoroughly peer reviewed return to to normal Arctic Sea ice in the history of history. Thank you Massa Messiah Obama for his leadership in aligning the Gorebots to create the nexus of the plexus which led to saving the Arctic Sea ice and the Tyrannosaurus Rexsus which summers there.

  6. ThatGayConservative says

    April 1, 2010 at 7:10 pm - April 1, 2010

    It’s been getting into the 80s for two weeks now here in central FL. S’posed to be in the mid-80s this weekend.

  7. ThatGayConservative says

    April 1, 2010 at 7:15 pm - April 1, 2010

    Just an FYI: the cold allowed for an extra crop of Strawberries. However the prices were too low to justify picking them, partially due to Dan’s CA. berries coming in. So the farmers announced they would till them under and start their spring plantings.

    The libs in the area were apoplectic and demanded to know why the poor weren’t allowed to come in and pick them for themselves. The reason was that the liability, no doubt thanks to liberal lawyers, made it impossible.

  8. American Elephant says

    April 1, 2010 at 11:04 pm - April 1, 2010

    #6 its currently 48 degrees here. 😛 ptttttht! and

    #7. I didnt know that they tilled them under if the price was too low. But makes sense of course.

  9. rodney says

    April 2, 2010 at 7:10 am - April 2, 2010

    The berry farmers here in central and south Florida would have actually had a cash outlay for the harvest of the berries…at a rate that would have meant an actual loss in taking them to market. Several of the smaller growers did allow food pantries, “soup kitchens” and locals to come harvest them. Most had workers pulling/chopping them up from their beds and tilled into the soil between the rows to serve as composting material for what should now be tomatoes, squash and beans. Just some FYI, folks.

  10. NARNC60AC says

    April 7, 2010 at 11:00 pm - April 7, 2010

    i’ll probably get flamed for sayin this, but oh well…..
    MAN IS NOT THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE-NATURE IS!
    go back thru the earth’s climatological history-it’s been warmer & colder
    in other words-it comes in cycles…..decades or centuries of warming, followed by decades or centuries of cooling
    the proof of previous climate change is in the ice cores retrieved from many glaciers around the world: greenland, antarctica, alaska, russia, sweden etc
    i’d like the left [& al gore] to explain/answer the following:
    WHY isn’t there a glacier in yosemite valley when yosemite is clearly a glacial valley?
    why did the glacier that carved yosemite melt or retreat long before man “started warming the planet with his emissions”?
    what cause the last “ice age” to begin?
    what caused the last “ice age” to end?
    why are some glaciers retreating while others are increasing?

    man IS NOT “helping” to warm the planet-the world’s WORST POLLUTER right now is a volcano on the big island of hawaii named kilauea, putting out some 7-9 TONS of co2 per day, & 5-7 tons of so2 per day
    another thing lefties-what happens to your theory of “global warming” [i prefer the term “climate change”] when all of a sudden temperatures start plungin all over the globe? [it’s happened before, can you explain how a mammoth was encased in ice with undigested food perfectly preserved in its stomach?]

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