April Fool’s Joke? Don’t I wish it! Here is an actual Congressman (Hank Johnson from Georgia), elected by actual Americans, who had an actual choice, and were allegedly cogent at the time, questioning in an actual committee meeting, the commander of the Pacific Fleet if the island of Guam is in danger of capcizing.
These are the people now in charge of your health care. Good night and good luck, America.
-Nick (ColoradoPatriot, from TML)