Dang. I’m surprised scientists hadn’t figured this out long before now! (h/t – Lucianne.com)
TEHRAN: A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.
“Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran Friday prayer.
Maybe Algore & Co should simply cover up all the women around the world to stop Global Warming, too! It has to be related.
Hmmm, I’d like to know what is going on in Iceland that has caused their big volcanic eruption. Put on some clothes ladies of Iceland! You are killing air travel in Europe!!!