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April 30, 2010 by B. Daniel Blatt

Sorry to those of you who had to endure being directed to some Russian porn cite.  Someone hacked our site in the wee hours of the morning.  Our webmeister extraordinaire is looking into this and we hope to track down who did this and press charges if necessary.

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  1. FortWorthGuy says

    April 30, 2010 at 2:45 pm - April 30, 2010

    Damn…I love Russian porn…always too late! Story of my life.

  2. Jordan says

    April 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm - April 30, 2010

    Why did you cite Russian porn?

  3. B. Daniel Blatt says

    April 30, 2010 at 3:08 pm - April 30, 2010

    I didn’t cite such porn; it’s where our site directed people when it was hacked

  4. Neptune says

    April 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm - April 30, 2010

    Citing porn? That must be an interesting scholarly article. Was it good porn?

  5. JP says

    April 30, 2010 at 3:22 pm - April 30, 2010

    thanks for fixing and resending the rss feeds too.
    and one snide tweet to Bruce and I got followed by gay porn sites!. egad.

  6. darkeyedresolve says

    April 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm - April 30, 2010

    Aslong as its not freaky german porn

  7. ILoveCapitalism says

    April 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm - April 30, 2010

    It looked like straight porn (i.e., girls for straight men). I could dig out the sitename from the e-mail I sent Dan, but I don’t think they deserve the traffic.

  8. jann says

    April 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm - April 30, 2010

    Yes it was a NASTY Russian site, yuck. It also made my computer crash which made it even worse. Press charges!

  9. American Elephant says

    April 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm - April 30, 2010

    citing porn site sightings

  10. Lori Heine says

    April 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm - April 30, 2010

    It was pretty disgusting. I figured it wouldn’t take long for GP to get the situation corrected.

    Why is so much of this sort of thing coming out of Eastern Europe? Don’t they have anything better to do with their time? After eighty years of collectivism, I guess this is what’s left.

  11. American Elephant says

    April 30, 2010 at 5:12 pm - April 30, 2010

    You might want to do a virus sweep if you are one of those who was redirected. Probably picked up some tracking cookies if nothing worse.

  12. ILoveCapitalism says

    April 30, 2010 at 5:19 pm - April 30, 2010

    After eighty years of collectivism, I guess this is what’s left.

    Right, it’s a way some of them can make money. If a government systematically chokes off economic growth and production for years, reducing its country to poverty… guess what’s left. Just like all those village girls in Africa who feel they must work as prostitutes on the side.

  13. rock says

    April 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm - April 30, 2010

    definitely an eyeopener!!
    glad yer back!!

  14. Leslie says

    April 30, 2010 at 6:22 pm - April 30, 2010

    But I LOVE russian porn! I’m really bummed now…..

  15. Spartann says

    April 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm - April 30, 2010

    Hey Leslie…..

    Knock yourself out: http://russian-bath.com/chicago/

  16. JervisTetch says

    April 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm - April 30, 2010

    Is Russian porn that much different than red-blooded ‘Merican porn? Because I’m imaging it as pretty much the same thing, but with the soundtrack replaced with Tetris music.

  17. longviewcyclist says

    April 30, 2010 at 8:29 pm - April 30, 2010

    Glad you guys are back. Got scared there for a second. (Straight porn is spooky ).

  18. rodney says

    April 30, 2010 at 9:26 pm - April 30, 2010

    Heck yeah, spooky!

    Because in Mother Russia…
    …porn watch YOU.

  19. Throbert McGee says

    April 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm - April 30, 2010

    I’m thinking along the lines of what Cartman’s mom Liane did in her brief career in German pr0n from the South Park movie:

    Squatting German Dude: Essen mein Scheiße… ESSEN MEIN SCHEISSE!!!

    Liane: Ummm… ‘mokay!

    And if for some sick and twisted reason anyone ever feels compelled to take a dump in a Russian’s mouth, the corresponding imperative phrase in rooskiy is кушай моё говно (KOO-shai muh-YOH guv-NOH).

    Incidentally, when I think of Russian gay pr0n, I think of skinny pale twinks, which is decidedly not my cuppa tea. I like a real solid, fully-grown мужик (moo-ZHIK) with hair on his chest, or else Mini-Me just ain’t interested.

  20. Throbert McGee says

    April 30, 2010 at 9:53 pm - April 30, 2010

    And I just wanna say that although I’m pretty good with the Russian language, ’twas NOT me who hacked GayPatriot and redirected it to a tacky Russian pr0n site. If I even knew how to do this kind of hack (which I don’t), and I were ever in the mood to piss off Bruce (a mood I can’t imagine myself being in) by sending his would-be visitors to a pr0n site, I would definitely go with http://www.joegage.com. But I would never ever do that, because I like and respect Joe too much (and have even appeared in one of his movies — Closed Set: Oral Report), despite the fact that he’s a goddamn liberal Democrat, and because I like and respect Bruce and Dan and Nick and Sarjex too much — in their case, because they’re NOT goddamn liberal Democrats!

  21. longviewcyclist says

    April 30, 2010 at 10:16 pm - April 30, 2010

    “Heck yeah, spooky!

    Because in Mother Russia…
    …porn watch YOU.” – rodney

    Priceless! 😀

  22. Jason says

    May 1, 2010 at 12:07 am - May 1, 2010

    Don’t you think for the honesty of full disclosure and fair reporting standards, even though the problem has been fixed and the website restored, you shouldn’t at least post the nefarious link to the gay Russian porn site as a footnoted reference, so that readers can make their own judgement as to just how horrible and cruel this terrible prank must have been.

  23. KevinQC says

    May 1, 2010 at 2:36 am - May 1, 2010

    Porn! Sorry I missed it.

  24. ThatGayConservative says

    May 1, 2010 at 2:48 am - May 1, 2010

    So no scheisse flicks with Levi’s mom?

  25. The other Peter H says

    May 1, 2010 at 9:52 am - May 1, 2010

    Potato fed, hairy, saggy porn! Yum!

  26. V the K says

    May 1, 2010 at 11:06 am - May 1, 2010

    So no scheisse flicks with Levi’s mom?

    No such luck. The Tijuana Donkey Pron Company has her under contract until 2016.

  27. sonicfrog says

    May 1, 2010 at 11:07 am - May 1, 2010

    Russian porn, the uncut version.

  28. Throbert McGee says

    May 1, 2010 at 11:23 am - May 1, 2010

    The Tijuana Donkey Pron Company has her under contract until 2016.

    You’re a beautiful man, VtK.

  29. Andrew Ian Dodge says

    May 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm - May 1, 2010

    Congratulations, you are now so influential people hack your site.

  30. ThatGayConservative says

    May 1, 2010 at 2:09 pm - May 1, 2010

    Elias: That’s bestiality, Randal!

    Randal Graves: At its finest, I hope.

    Elias: Who would want to see something like that?

    Randal Graves: Me, Dante, *you*.

    Elias: I don’t wanna see something like that! Why would you wanna see something like that?

    Randal Graves: Because it’s fucked up! And, I wanna see if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Alright, here we go. “Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud. Strait from their dirty debut in Tijuana, Kelly’s taking it on the road. Taking it in the Ass, that is.” You gotta give it up for Oscar Wilde-like wordplay that good.

  31. John says

    May 1, 2010 at 2:23 pm - May 1, 2010

    GP was undone for awhile by commie porn? Oh now that’s a tale worth hearing! 🙂

  32. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    May 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm - May 1, 2010

    more of Obamas controlling of the internet……

  33. straight Aussie says

    May 1, 2010 at 5:01 pm - May 1, 2010

    Once you find the perpetrator you should sue. It is time to teach the hackers a lesson… just like Popcorn Kernel who is going to jail, I hope for hacking into Sarah Palin’s email account….

  34. buford says

    May 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm - May 1, 2010

    I will bet it is some liberal group trying to damage the Gay Patriot and make them look like Nambla so they can say Gay Conservatives are the real and only child molesters. Keep up the good fight. Sue them if you can find them. Mrs. Palin whipped that smug smile off that liberal who attacked her email account. I don’t understand why he didn’t get 20 years like the law calls for. Can you explain.

  35. V the K says

    May 1, 2010 at 11:59 pm - May 1, 2010

    You’re a beautiful man, VtK.

    Some of your friends think I’m a straight-up bastard.

  36. PCR says

    May 2, 2010 at 12:00 am - May 2, 2010

    Do you know how you spot Russian and/or Eastern European porn? Wallpaper. Seriously. Wallpaper and lacy curtains. Every time.

  37. ThatGayConservative says

    May 2, 2010 at 1:56 am - May 2, 2010

    Do you know how you spot Russian and/or Eastern European porn?

    If it’s a kitchen scene, there’s always a clothes washer.

  38. nomobama says

    May 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm - May 2, 2010

    #34, the felon Kendell hasn’t been sentenced yet, has he?

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