Sorry to those of you who had to endure being directed to some Russian porn cite. Someone hacked our site in the wee hours of the morning. Our webmeister extraordinaire is looking into this and we hope to track down who did this and press charges if necessary.
Damn…I love Russian porn…always too late! Story of my life.
Why did you cite Russian porn?
I didn’t cite such porn; it’s where our site directed people when it was hacked
Citing porn? That must be an interesting scholarly article. Was it good porn?
thanks for fixing and resending the rss feeds too.
and one snide tweet to Bruce and I got followed by gay porn sites!. egad.
Aslong as its not freaky german porn
It looked like straight porn (i.e., girls for straight men). I could dig out the sitename from the e-mail I sent Dan, but I don’t think they deserve the traffic.
Yes it was a NASTY Russian site, yuck. It also made my computer crash which made it even worse. Press charges!
citing porn site sightings
It was pretty disgusting. I figured it wouldn’t take long for GP to get the situation corrected.
Why is so much of this sort of thing coming out of Eastern Europe? Don’t they have anything better to do with their time? After eighty years of collectivism, I guess this is what’s left.
You might want to do a virus sweep if you are one of those who was redirected. Probably picked up some tracking cookies if nothing worse.
Right, it’s a way some of them can make money. If a government systematically chokes off economic growth and production for years, reducing its country to poverty… guess what’s left. Just like all those village girls in Africa who feel they must work as prostitutes on the side.
definitely an eyeopener!!
glad yer back!!
But I LOVE russian porn! I’m really bummed now…..
Hey Leslie…..
Knock yourself out: http://russian-bath.com/chicago/
Is Russian porn that much different than red-blooded ‘Merican porn? Because I’m imaging it as pretty much the same thing, but with the soundtrack replaced with Tetris music.
Glad you guys are back. Got scared there for a second. (Straight porn is spooky ).
Heck yeah, spooky!
Because in Mother Russia…
…porn watch YOU.
I’m thinking along the lines of what Cartman’s mom Liane did in her brief career in German pr0n from the South Park movie:
And if for some sick and twisted reason anyone ever feels compelled to take a dump in a Russian’s mouth, the corresponding imperative phrase in rooskiy is кушай моё говно (KOO-shai muh-YOH guv-NOH).
Incidentally, when I think of Russian gay pr0n, I think of skinny pale twinks, which is decidedly not my cuppa tea. I like a real solid, fully-grown мужик (moo-ZHIK) with hair on his chest, or else Mini-Me just ain’t interested.
And I just wanna say that although I’m pretty good with the Russian language, ’twas NOT me who hacked GayPatriot and redirected it to a tacky Russian pr0n site. If I even knew how to do this kind of hack (which I don’t), and I were ever in the mood to piss off Bruce (a mood I can’t imagine myself being in) by sending his would-be visitors to a pr0n site, I would definitely go with http://www.joegage.com. But I would never ever do that, because I like and respect Joe too much (and have even appeared in one of his movies — Closed Set: Oral Report), despite the fact that he’s a goddamn liberal Democrat, and because I like and respect Bruce and Dan and Nick and Sarjex too much — in their case, because they’re NOT goddamn liberal Democrats!
“Heck yeah, spooky!
Because in Mother Russia…
…porn watch YOU.” – rodney
Priceless! 😀
Don’t you think for the honesty of full disclosure and fair reporting standards, even though the problem has been fixed and the website restored, you shouldn’t at least post the nefarious link to the gay Russian porn site as a footnoted reference, so that readers can make their own judgement as to just how horrible and cruel this terrible prank must have been.
Porn! Sorry I missed it.
So no scheisse flicks with Levi’s mom?
Potato fed, hairy, saggy porn! Yum!
So no scheisse flicks with Levi’s mom?
No such luck. The Tijuana Donkey Pron Company has her under contract until 2016.
Russian porn, the uncut version.
You’re a beautiful man, VtK.
Congratulations, you are now so influential people hack your site.
Elias: That’s bestiality, Randal!
Randal Graves: At its finest, I hope.
Elias: Who would want to see something like that?
Randal Graves: Me, Dante, *you*.
Elias: I don’t wanna see something like that! Why would you wanna see something like that?
Randal Graves: Because it’s fucked up! And, I wanna see if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Alright, here we go. “Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud. Strait from their dirty debut in Tijuana, Kelly’s taking it on the road. Taking it in the Ass, that is.” You gotta give it up for Oscar Wilde-like wordplay that good.
GP was undone for awhile by commie porn? Oh now that’s a tale worth hearing! 🙂
more of Obamas controlling of the internet……
Once you find the perpetrator you should sue. It is time to teach the hackers a lesson… just like Popcorn Kernel who is going to jail, I hope for hacking into Sarah Palin’s email account….
I will bet it is some liberal group trying to damage the Gay Patriot and make them look like Nambla so they can say Gay Conservatives are the real and only child molesters. Keep up the good fight. Sue them if you can find them. Mrs. Palin whipped that smug smile off that liberal who attacked her email account. I don’t understand why he didn’t get 20 years like the law calls for. Can you explain.
You’re a beautiful man, VtK.
Some of your friends think I’m a straight-up bastard.
Do you know how you spot Russian and/or Eastern European porn? Wallpaper. Seriously. Wallpaper and lacy curtains. Every time.
If it’s a kitchen scene, there’s always a clothes washer.
#34, the felon Kendell hasn’t been sentenced yet, has he?