Reports are coming into Twitter at this hour, from mainstream reporters, that Al & Tipper Gore have told friends that they are ending their 40-year marriage.
I have also heard through one of my underground sources that Tipper found Gore screwing Mother Earth in their 28,000 foot mansion in Nashville. I’m trying to see if there is a sex video.
You do realize that the Gore’s pending divorce is Bush’s Fault(tm) right??
UPDATE (From Nick): Good Grief… How I dread the thought of having to go to his house to be told what to drive, and her house to be told what music to listen to. The Holidays are going to be a HUGE pain in the ass. Of course, as always, it’s the kids who suffer the most.
I don’t blame her one bit.
Seriously, if my spouse had gone from being a relatively normal human being to a crazed would-be eco-messiah, I’d leave them, too.
I honestly think that Al did break down mentally after losing the election.
He is a cow.. Cows make methane… Methane causes global warming… I hope she is trading in for a newer model. Something a little sleeker. More aerodynamic.
She has probably been waiting for the right timing.
I’m trying to decide how sorry I should feel. I mean, would you feel sorry if Stalin divorced? Gore is not as bad as Stalin; Gore has not rounded up and shot millions. Still, Gore has indulged his personal form of insanity and spread no small harm, in this world.
Who gets which mansion?
I hear Laurie David is back on the market.
“Al, I think I would be happier without you.” Sounds sane to me.
I’m always sorry to see a marriage end as people drift apart.
Yes, including my own. 😛
Guess there is no global warming in their bed
Someone made a comment on twitter that its only really shocking that the Gore Marriage ended before the Clinton Marriage.
I know this is completely low, but she finally realized he’s as boring as most of the rest of us know.
I got it now. Al thought Tipper in heat was global warming. Her cooling off is climate change.
wow, it only took her 40 years to realize she was married to a hypocritical windbag!
Well, this puts the last nail in the coffin of Global Warming. Even Tipper has finally come to the conclusion that this old large, stiff lump of polar ice cap is going to warm up after 40 years.
Back around 2000 or so, I made the acquaintance of someone who was in charge of the ground maintenance on Air Force 2. There were plenty of rumors about Al Gore’s Roman Hands and Russian Fingers with regard to the young women assigned to AF2’s flight crew. He knew of one young Air Force officer who had been reassigned when she threatened to make a formal complaint about the Vice President’s inappropriate behavior.
What is it about money, power, fame, etc. that makes men want to have sex with as many people as they possibly can?
(joke… South Park reference)
Maybe she was watching Stossel this weekend. Who knows, she might even call the green phone.
Well I guess it just takes the divorce of someone on the opposite side of the political fence to show just how hypocritical conservatives are on “family values.” I was hoping to see some compassion for some aspect of their relationship, that they actually managed to stay together for 40 years for example, but instead I see it’s just a convenient opportunity to condemn a political opponent.
Why? Liberals don’t hold themselves to that standard, or any other for that matter.
Honestly, I’m hate that any marriage breaks up. I also hate to see anybody’s emotional state go into a tailspin just because they failed to steal an election. Kinda wish he had spent more time on his marriage rather than flying around the world telling us how WE should live OUR lives.
The left can say anything nasty they want about Sarah Palin, like they hope her daughter gets raped, or they hope she gets gang-raped, or they hope she has a stroke, or they can make fun of her Down’s Syndrome son.
But if I make even the slightest comment about the Al Gore Divorce, I’ll be labeled the bad guy.
How is this hypocritical? The Gores are being treated exactly the same way that liberals like yourself treat Republican couples.
The problem here is that Countervail, as is typical for a minority member, can dish, but can’t take. Since Al Gore told lies about Sarah Palin and trashed her marriage as part of the Obama Party, he can have the same thing done to him.
Wonder if we will hear how “happy” their marriage was, then we can compare it to the fraud of the Edwards marriage.
I am glad Tipper held on for the last 4 or 5 years, this way she is going to get a helluva lot more after ALGORE fleeced so many with his “energy credit swaps”.
Countervail == THIN. SKIN. And perhaps a bit nutty, as the comment makes no sense, even trying to take it as a jab.
I suspect she got tired of him following her around the house, turning out the lights after she left the room.
CBS News blames Bush for Gore Divorce. I sh-t you not.
I conspired with Bush to steal votes in Florida 2000 and that makes it all worth it.
VtheK, of course it was Bush’s fault! How could it be anything else?
LOL Nasty comments but no more nasty than the liberals will be when the Bushes announce their divorce. I can’t say that I care. Seriously how did Americans get so obsessed with everyone else’s private business?
When everybody decided it was their civic duty to share their private business with everyone. Probably when liberals decided it was archaic to keep such business at home.
You can’t demand people stay out of your bedroom when you’re busy bringing your bedroom to everybody.
Then why would you spend time here? Liar.
But: I can say that you’ve described my feeling about you, Houndie 😉
Tipper’s available! Soemone alert Dee Snider!
Well, lets see,
Apparently Countervail and Houndentenor can’t read. Either here or elsewhere on the intertubes.
or here.
Tipper should divorce NOW before Al Gore’s Global Warming investment scams implodes. Cash out now.
I can’t say that I care.
And yet, he comments anyway. Strange that. When Bruce, Nick, or Dan puts up a post I don’t care about, I don’t comment on it.
LOL. That’s not what I meant. The posts here are about public policy issues mostly. I do care about those. It’s news when a couple gets married or gets divorced. They why of it? None of my business. I felt the same way about Sandra Bullock’s recently problems. She seems like a nice person and even if she wasn’t she doesn’t deserve to have her marital problems dragged across the cover of every supermarket tabloid. And no I didn’t read them but you could hardly buy groceries without seeing it since it was on every cover.
And no, I have not shared my private personal business here. I’m gay. Just the same as the bloggers who created the site? Have a problem with them too?
#36 Once more in coherent English, please.