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But, I thought the Election of Obama Made Everything Better . . .

Posted by B. Daniel Blatt at 11:12 am - August 27, 2010.
Filed under: Katrina Disaster,Obama Hopenchange

. . .  correcting all errors made by the (evil and) incompetent George W. Bush (and his bungling team).

Nagin and Brown Agree: US Not Prepared for Another Katrina




    Must have no sense of shame

    Must have no actual scruples

    Must be willfully ignorant of history

    Must have a short memory

    Sociopath preferred, but will train

    Must take orders well

    Must like Jesus, but not all of his hippie stuff

    Prefer white, but will train

    No candidate will be considered that has perspective, reason or accountability

    Comment by steve — August 27, 2010 @ 4:47 pm - August 27, 2010


    Must hate Jesus, but use him to convince the wretched Proles you’re the one to vote for.

    Fixed it for ya.

    We could also add: MUST like spending other people’s money and blaming everybody else for your failures.

    Haven’t paid your taxes? No problem. Like having sex with little boys? No problem. Like teaching fisting to children? No problem. Ran a prostitution ring out of your house? No problem. Mob connections? No problem.

    NO experience with running a business, employing people, college transcripts or theses required.

    *NOTE* All Negroes must apply through the props department.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — August 27, 2010 @ 7:09 pm - August 27, 2010


    Long day.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — August 27, 2010 @ 7:10 pm - August 27, 2010

  4. Chocolate City made be turned into chocolate milk thanks to corruption & incompetence. In the meantime, President Obama is going to do his best bash President Bush impression while appealing to black Catholics.

    Comment by Sebastian Shaw — August 27, 2010 @ 7:39 pm - August 27, 2010

  5. The GOP is dying of self-inflicted wounds…
    — it now has lost all major demographic voter groups and risks political asphyxiation because of them
    — it is the faction that put America into a Lost Decade
    — it wants the entire country in the same tailspin that it is in as it faces its THIRD lost election cycle
    — it only offers flawed and ideological candidates because the GOP is not strong enough
    to win over the electorate without manufacturing fear, hatred, suspicion and hysteria
    — it is the faction that is aligned with juvenile and duped elements in American society

    Comment by steve — August 27, 2010 @ 10:24 pm - August 27, 2010

  6. You’re funny, steve. Not very aware of current events, or even reality for that matter, but funny still the same.

    Say, I think there’s a couple other threads you haven’t spammed with your list yet…

    Comment by AF_Vet — August 27, 2010 @ 11:49 pm - August 27, 2010

  7. Based on the gulf oil spill, I worry we’d see a Katrina II being done with Jindal asking for help and FEMA hemming and Hawwing…

    Kind of like the first one, but in reverse.

    Wonder of all of the school busses were replaced yet?

    Comment by The_Livewire — August 28, 2010 @ 12:10 pm - August 28, 2010

  8. Fox News reported that Jindal is the most popular governor in America. Even more than Christie in NJ.
    Republican gubinatorial candidates starting to pull away now.
    Wittman in CA, Corbet in PA, MI,
    some Senate candidates pulling ahead by 10 points, Rubio FL,
    Blunt MO, KY. What a rout is piling up. Where is steve gonna be Nov 3?

    Comment by Gene in Pennsylvania — August 28, 2010 @ 8:44 pm - August 28, 2010

  9. Does Obama even have a FEMA dept? You could fool me.

    Comment by Gene in Pennsylvania — August 28, 2010 @ 8:45 pm - August 28, 2010

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