No candidate will be considered that has perspective, reason or accountability
ThatGayConservativesays
WANTED: GOP CANDIDATE
Must hate Jesus, but use him to convince the wretched Proles you’re the one to vote for.
Fixed it for ya.
We could also add: MUST like spending other people’s money and blaming everybody else for your failures.
Haven’t paid your taxes? No problem. Like having sex with little boys? No problem. Like teaching fisting to children? No problem. Ran a prostitution ring out of your house? No problem. Mob connections? No problem.
NO experience with running a business, employing people, college transcripts or theses required.
*NOTE* All Negroes must apply through the props department.
ThatGayConservativesays
Damn. DNC CANDIDATE.
Long day.
Sebastian Shawsays
Chocolate City made be turned into chocolate milk thanks to corruption & incompetence. In the meantime, President Obama is going to do his best bash President Bush impression while appealing to black Catholics.
stevesays
The GOP is dying of self-inflicted wounds…
— it now has lost all major demographic voter groups and risks political asphyxiation because of them
— it is the faction that put America into a Lost Decade
— it wants the entire country in the same tailspin that it is in as it faces its THIRD lost election cycle
— it only offers flawed and ideological candidates because the GOP is not strong enough
to win over the electorate without manufacturing fear, hatred, suspicion and hysteria
— it is the faction that is aligned with juvenile and duped elements in American society
AF_Vetsays
You’re funny, steve. Not very aware of current events, or even reality for that matter, but funny still the same.
Say, I think there’s a couple other threads you haven’t spammed with your list yet…
The_Livewiresays
Based on the gulf oil spill, I worry we’d see a Katrina II being done with Jindal asking for help and FEMA hemming and Hawwing…
Kind of like the first one, but in reverse.
Wonder of all of the school busses were replaced yet?
Gene in Pennsylvaniasays
Fox News reported that Jindal is the most popular governor in America. Even more than Christie in NJ.
Republican gubinatorial candidates starting to pull away now.
Wittman in CA, Corbet in PA, MI,
some Senate candidates pulling ahead by 10 points, Rubio FL,
Blunt MO, KY. What a rout is piling up. Where is steve gonna be Nov 3?
Gene in Pennsylvaniasays
Does Obama even have a FEMA dept? You could fool me.
““WANTED: GOP CANDIDATE
Must have no sense of shame
Must have no actual scruples
Must be willfully ignorant of history
Must have a short memory
Sociopath preferred, but will train
Must take orders well
Must like Jesus, but not all of his hippie stuff
Prefer white, but will train
No candidate will be considered that has perspective, reason or accountability
Fixed it for ya.
We could also add: MUST like spending other people’s money and blaming everybody else for your failures.
Haven’t paid your taxes? No problem. Like having sex with little boys? No problem. Like teaching fisting to children? No problem. Ran a prostitution ring out of your house? No problem. Mob connections? No problem.
NO experience with running a business, employing people, college transcripts or theses required.
*NOTE* All Negroes must apply through the props department.
Damn. DNC CANDIDATE.
Long day.
Chocolate City made be turned into chocolate milk thanks to corruption & incompetence. In the meantime, President Obama is going to do his best bash President Bush impression while appealing to black Catholics.
The GOP is dying of self-inflicted wounds…
— it now has lost all major demographic voter groups and risks political asphyxiation because of them
— it is the faction that put America into a Lost Decade
— it wants the entire country in the same tailspin that it is in as it faces its THIRD lost election cycle
— it only offers flawed and ideological candidates because the GOP is not strong enough
to win over the electorate without manufacturing fear, hatred, suspicion and hysteria
— it is the faction that is aligned with juvenile and duped elements in American society
You’re funny, steve. Not very aware of current events, or even reality for that matter, but funny still the same.
Say, I think there’s a couple other threads you haven’t spammed with your list yet…
Based on the gulf oil spill, I worry we’d see a Katrina II being done with Jindal asking for help and FEMA hemming and Hawwing…
Kind of like the first one, but in reverse.
Wonder of all of the school busses were replaced yet?
Fox News reported that Jindal is the most popular governor in America. Even more than Christie in NJ.
Republican gubinatorial candidates starting to pull away now.
Wittman in CA, Corbet in PA, MI,
some Senate candidates pulling ahead by 10 points, Rubio FL,
Blunt MO, KY. What a rout is piling up. Where is steve gonna be Nov 3?
Does Obama even have a FEMA dept? You could fool me.