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Who is Nancy Obama?

October 28, 2011 by B. Daniel Blatt

Just caught this in a post at one of my favorite blogs:

Filed Under: Blogging, Pelosi Watch

Comments

  1. Heliotrope says

    October 29, 2011 at 10:17 am - October 29, 2011

    Nancy Obama is a spirit that speaks to this First Lady in the solarium of the White House. She is summed by looking into the mirror and asking: “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the grandest occupier of them all.” Then a reflection of more like a cheer leader than a linebacker appears and delivers the message de jour.

  2. Peter Hughes says

    October 29, 2011 at 10:43 am - October 29, 2011

    Really? I thought it was Obama’s drag alter-ego.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  3. Sebastian Shaw says

    October 29, 2011 at 10:49 am - October 29, 2011

    Nancy Obama is what happens when Seth Brundle is merged with the fly to become Brundlefly. When Nancy Pelosi merges with either Barack Obama or Michelle Obama, we get Cousin Pookie.

  4. TGC says

    October 29, 2011 at 4:58 pm - October 29, 2011

    The USSS code name for domestic policy advisor Snooki.

  5. perturbed says

    October 29, 2011 at 7:29 pm - October 29, 2011

    Crazy hypothesis: Nancy Obama is the ultimate packaged media product – the genetically enhanced love child of Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey.

  6. TGC says

    October 30, 2011 at 3:07 am - October 30, 2011

    I suppose it’s Powerline’s Tuvix-like hybrid of Nancy Pelosi’s nose crammed up the south end of a northbound Obama.

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