“Vice President Joe Biden“, reports Joel Gehrke,
once again misstated the state in which he was campaigning, this time addressing an Ohio crowd as if he is in Iowa.
“Literally, ladies and gentleman, this is a guy who is running all the ads here in Iowa saying that he is going to get tough on China,” Biden said during a campaign speech in Ohio.
UPDATE: You really can’t blame the guy. Stacy McCain reminds us that “All these darned Midwestern states look alike!”
FROM THE (FACEBOOK) COMMENTS: Alan Ocu quips, “It’s one of Obama’s 57 states at least.” Must be the state of Iowio. Or Oiho.
LITERALLY!!!!!
He’s in one of Obama’s 57 states
They told me that if I voted for John McCain, we’d end up with an idiot for a Vice President…and they were right!
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Iowa/Ohio = each has a stubby little name + each begins and ends with vowels + nobody actually lives there if they can get out + they are full of corn + they are flyover country and too backward to outline their borders so you know what to are looking down on.
Biden is a suave, sophisticated man of Delaware and Scranton and just a poor kid whose dad started every sentence with “Listen, Joey” and a fine Irish, Puerto Rican, Native American, German, Japanese, Kiwi boy who never missed mass and keeps kosher and can be found hanging out at Home Depot when he is not deeply immersed in foreign affairs and tracking the stimulus money.
How does a man like that have the time to keep states with only four letters straight in his mind? Cut the man some slack. His hair plugs alone are an amazing achievement in his life. And, have you ever seen his dentures?
Wow. His stupidity increases by the day.
Because all midwestern states look alike to him?
Don’t wear your speedo Joe!
He’d better be careful.
Next he’ll be in a state of Levi.
First signs of Alzheimers or senility. . And he´s a heartbeat away from the Oval Office. Does the nation derserve to have a Vice President whose mental faculties are deteriorating?
Grew up in Indiana; live for many years in Ohio. Then went on to live five years in NYC, and twelve years in California. People on the coasts, especially self-centered jackasses, could not keep “those vowel states in the middle” straight–because they’re “all the same” and “who really cares anyhow?”