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Ghey colonists who relocate to Mars no longer have to worry about being hanged, stoned, tossed off a tall building, or beheaded.

Martian colonization is a risky proposition. So risky, in fact, that a group of Islamic leaders in the United Arab Emirates issued a religious ruling saying Muslims should not go to the Red Planet. The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) ruling compares a Mars mission to suicide, and says that those who attempt it can expect the same consequences in the afterlife.

The threat of Martian Christians praying for ghey folk — which, according to the Ghey Left is exactly and equally as evil as executing them — will, unfortunately, remain

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  1. The committee, presided by Professor Dr Farooq Hamada, said: “Protecting life against all possible dangers and keeping it safe is an issue agreed upon by all religions and is clearly stipulated in verse 4/29 of the Holy Quran: Do not kill yourselves or one another. Indeed, Allah is to you ever Merciful.”

    So, then, being a suicide bomber violates the Holy Quran? Who is doing it? Rogue Mormons?