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Texas A&M to Give Special Gay and Transgendered Snowflakes Their Very Own Super Special Graduation Ceremony

Because Texas A&M wants to give extra-special recognition for the amazing achievement of being gay or confused about gender identity.

With the spring semester winding down, Texas A&M is set to host its inaugural “Lavender Graduation” celebrating the commencement of its LGBT students.

The mid-April event is sponsored by the university’s GLBT Resource Center which falls within the university’s Offices of the Dean of Student Life. According to its website, the resource center is “dedicated to providing a safe and affirming location on campus for all students regardless of sexual orientation and gender identity or expression.”

Because it just isn’t enough to just accept people’s gayness, you have to celebrate it, dammit! Celebrate it at every opportunity. And if you don’t celebrate gayness every moment of every day, then you obviously hate gay people and want them to suffer and be miserable.



  1. Yayyyyyy………………….A gay spring break!!!

    Comment by Richard Bell — April 1, 2014 @ 10:13 pm - April 1, 2014

  2. Hm… creating a event for minority students that is separate but equal to that of an event for majority students. Didn’t the Supreme Court rule that to be unconstitutional?

    Comment by Sean L — April 1, 2014 @ 10:28 pm - April 1, 2014

  3. So segregation rears it’s ugly head again in America. You would think people would be outraged over this…

    Comment by runningrn — April 2, 2014 @ 12:38 am - April 2, 2014

  4. If later this year I “don we now our gay apparel”, does that give me sufficient celebration credits?

    Comment by Blair Ivey — April 2, 2014 @ 2:30 am - April 2, 2014

  5. Tribalism – it’s what’s for dinner.

    Comment by Jman1961 — April 2, 2014 @ 8:47 am - April 2, 2014

  6. Oh, I can guarantee they WOULD be outraged over it…

    …if a student organization wanted to hold a special graduation ceremony only for white males, even if it were done with private funds off university property.

    Hypocrite, thy name is the Offices of the Dean of Student Life.

    Comment by Craig Smith — April 2, 2014 @ 9:01 am - April 2, 2014

  7. Either that, or they simply want to get all the GBLTs in one confined location where the emplanted claymore mines will be the most effective…

    Comment by Duke of URL — April 2, 2014 @ 9:48 am - April 2, 2014

  8. And to think, Jim Crow would have succeeded if the government had framed it as protecting black people from all those mean, nasty white people!

    Yeah, I went there.

    Comment by Sean L — April 2, 2014 @ 11:51 am - April 2, 2014

  9. Image a badge given to women who have never had an abortion.

    Comment by TnnsNe1 — April 2, 2014 @ 12:10 pm - April 2, 2014

  10. Tribalism – it’s what’s for dinner.

    Heh 🙂

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — April 2, 2014 @ 1:34 pm - April 2, 2014

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