The University of South Carolina is hosting a seminar on Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transatlantic Quinoa-eaters (or something). Topics will include a serious acamic discussion of the role of the Western Judeo-Christian tradition, and how its focus on the rights of the individual has created the free society that allows gays, lesbians, and the rest of the alphabet soup of marginal sexual identities to seek their own paths to fulfillment and meaning.
The show is a one-hour performance that follows Butchy McDyke, a motivational speaker and expert lesbian, as she “deftly guides her captive audience in an exploration of self-discovery and first love, coming out, lesbian sex, queer politics, and a really important Reba McEntire song.”
Hendrix encourages her audience to shout “I’m a big ‘ol dyke!” in a show that is “one part instructional seminar, one part personal story, and one party wacky performance art.”
Naturally, University (i.e. taxpayer) funds are supporting the event, but when asked how much money was being received, the professor organzing the event essentially answered “None of your business, breeder.”
“Until you call and ask how much money has been spent on heterosexual literature, I’m not going to answer that question,”Dr. Lisa Johnson told Campus Reform.
This Dr. Lisa Johnson is a rather interesting character. In addition to being diagnosed with a serious mental illness, Dr. Johnson also apparently had at least one affair with a student. For a heterosexual male, that would probably be a career-ender. But, in the Progressive Utopia of American Academia, some animals are more equal than others.