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Burger King Selling Gay Whopper

July 1, 2014 by V the K

Remind me again how gays are shamefully oppressed in our culture and have to hide because there is no support for their lifestyle choices.

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Update: That Gay Burger King Whopper thing reminds Ace of a time when people used to joke about such things.

Filed Under: Gay America, Gay Culture

Comments

  1. Blair Ivey says

    July 2, 2014 at 12:06 am - July 2, 2014

    Looking, looking, looking. Hmmm. No 10′ pole arou . . wait, found one.

    Are you sure this isn’t a porn title?

  2. Susan says

    July 2, 2014 at 2:01 am - July 2, 2014

    The marketing department was obviously on holiday on this one. I wonder how many heterosexual customers will be seen buying the gay burger.

  3. Chicago Nick says

    July 2, 2014 at 2:10 am - July 2, 2014

    I don’t even have the words…

  4. Hawkins1701 says

    July 2, 2014 at 2:47 am - July 2, 2014

    …I take it now’s not the time for a “hot meat in between your buns” joke?

  5. SO WHAT says

    July 2, 2014 at 4:50 am - July 2, 2014

    Wonder what comes on it oh myyyy

  6. adescato says

    July 2, 2014 at 6:40 am - July 2, 2014

    100% pure Anus

    Sorry, had to get that one in!

  7. Craig Smith says

    July 2, 2014 at 6:49 am - July 2, 2014

    I wonder how many heterosexual customers will be seen buying the gay burger.

    Oh, they will if they are liberal and want to show support and gain accolades for their tolerance without having to actually, you know, DO anything.

  8. Heliotrope says

    July 2, 2014 at 8:03 am - July 2, 2014

    Pssst!!!! wanna see my proud whopper?

  9. rusty says

    July 2, 2014 at 8:05 am - July 2, 2014

    Via TIME Magazine:
    Behind the counter at a Burger King in the heart of San Francisco is a rainbow-colored menu board advertising a product that the fast-food behemoth has never sold before and isn’t selling anywhere else: The Proud Whopper. When customers visiting during Sunday’s pride parade asked cashiers what made this Whopper different from a standard-issue burger, they simply said, “I don’t know.” The mystery was revealed once diners opened the rainbow-colored wrapper and got a taste: absolutely nothing is different about this burger, nothing at all. To emphasize the point, the interior of the wrapper comes with a second message: “We Are All the Same Inside.”

  10. Snake Oil Baron says

    July 2, 2014 at 8:11 am - July 2, 2014

    I’m straight but I really want to know what a Gay Whopper tastes like. Does that make me fry-currious?

    New meaning to the term “junk food”.

  11. davinci says

    July 2, 2014 at 8:19 am - July 2, 2014

    Rusty:

    By saying we are all the same inside, does that mean that each Burger King hamburger is lousy and tasteless?

  12. rusty says

    July 2, 2014 at 8:31 am - July 2, 2014

    Don’t eat fast food. . .but prefer the old slogan ‘Have It Your Way!’
    But
    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/05/20/burger-king-ditches-have-it-your-way-slogan/

  13. rusty says

    July 2, 2014 at 8:33 am - July 2, 2014

    Should have been
    ‘ I don’t eat fast food’

  14. Peter Hughes says

    July 2, 2014 at 9:59 am - July 2, 2014

    I’ll take the straight Whopper with no special sauce please. And I’ll pass on the Harvey Milkshake.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  15. alanstorm says

    July 2, 2014 at 10:14 am - July 2, 2014

    WTF is this “pride” thing all about?

    AIUI, sexual orientation is supposedly genetically determined (at least, at the moment. IIRC, it has not always been considered thus).

    So “gay pride” sounds like “Proud to be left-handed!” or “Wavy-haired and proud!”

  16. Juan says

    July 2, 2014 at 11:17 am - July 2, 2014

    Burger King has been selling a big slab of meat between two buns for a long time.

  17. mark234 says

    July 2, 2014 at 12:11 pm - July 2, 2014

    Nathan’s should be doing this: they can sell a 10″ wiener between two buns.

  18. Roberto says

    July 2, 2014 at 12:33 pm - July 2, 2014

    Only in San Francisco? I was hoping that it would be available in Soyapango, El Salvador. I would have liked to have the distinction of being the only customer, in this machista land, to order one to go along with the onion rings; which they tell me that I’m the only who buys them. I am a regular.

  19. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    July 2, 2014 at 12:37 pm - July 2, 2014

    “Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce,
    Special orders don’t upset us,
    All we ask is that you let us serve it your way…
    Have it YOUR way, Have it your way,
    Have it your way at Burger King.”

    Definitely a coded Leftie message.

  20. Joseph Dooley says

    July 2, 2014 at 12:58 pm - July 2, 2014

    In other words BK supports “self expression” when the self being expressed is culturally approved and non-threatening to the bottom line. One of the self being expressed verges towards unacceptability in today’s hedonistic culture, the mandate is removed.

  21. Nickshaw says

    July 2, 2014 at 1:01 pm - July 2, 2014

    The jokes just write themselves!
    And I don’t know a gay who wouldn’t laugh!

  22. davinci says

    July 2, 2014 at 1:23 pm - July 2, 2014

    Juan:

    Don’t you mean a tiny slab of meat between two huge buns?

  23. TnnsNe1 says

    July 2, 2014 at 1:51 pm - July 2, 2014

    I am only proud of the things I accomplish not the things I can’t control. I like to set goals for my fitness training (something other than a weight goal). My trainer asked me what some of my “accomplished” goals were. I told him the ones I am most proud of is the fact that my nipples no longer point to the floor and I can see my penis when I look down.

  24. Steve says

    July 2, 2014 at 6:53 pm - July 2, 2014

    And all the queens in San Fran complained there was not enough meat.

  25. Mike P says

    July 3, 2014 at 10:17 am - July 3, 2014

    Who really cares? I have stopped going to Burger King altogether. No matter what state I was in, the wait in line would almost always be ridiculous. I am convinced that having slow, inept employees who they can pay less is part of their business model b/c no matter what BK I’d visit that’s who would be behind the counter.

  26. Niall says

    July 3, 2014 at 10:53 am - July 3, 2014

    This issue is a big yawn. Who cares? Most of the folks wearing those silly crowns were likely straight teenagers from Walnut Creek. Would a self respecting gay person don a cardboard hat from Burger King on Pride day. Brilliant marketing by BK, tho. Although a rainbow shake would be even better.

  27. WoAiZhonggou says

    July 5, 2014 at 2:41 am - July 5, 2014

    I’m not gay, I just like the taste!

  28. Juan says

    July 6, 2014 at 6:09 pm - July 6, 2014

    Can we convince Der Wienerschnitzel to market the Gay Pride foot long hot dog?

  29. John Hetro says

    July 7, 2014 at 11:36 am - July 7, 2014

    So, I must now be specific if I want a gay or hetro burger?
    Too much trouble. I’m going elsewhere, where a burger is made for any Citizens without the politics.

  30. John Hetro says

    July 7, 2014 at 11:36 am - July 7, 2014

    So, I must now be specific if I want a gay or hetro burger?
    Too much trouble. I’m going elsewhere, where a burger is made for any Citizens without the politics.

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