In the course of spending almost $3 Million to figure out why lesbians are fat, the Federal Government came upon this amazing, paradigm shifting discovery:
The researchers have been busier since last year, when the project had yielded only one paper. Those results concluded that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men.
Wow, that’s a real black swan right there. Thank Gaia Establishment Republicans abandoned the Sequester, totally caved to Obama, and gave him a blank check to spend as much money as he wants, however the Hell he wants to spend it.
How would society ever survive without taxpayer-funded studies like this?