In the course of spending almost $3 Million to figure out why lesbians are fat, the Federal Government came upon this amazing, paradigm shifting discovery:
The researchers have been busier since last year, when the project had yielded only one paper. Those results concluded that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men.
Wow, that’s a real black swan right there. Thank Gaia Establishment Republicans abandoned the Sequester, totally caved to Obama, and gave him a blank check to spend as much money as he wants, however the Hell he wants to spend it.
How would society ever survive without taxpayer-funded studies like this?
A long time ago, Jonah Goldberg (I think – not sure) wrote a column about a visit to a gay pride event in DC and noted that the guys appeared to pay more attention to their appearance than a fair number of the gals.
I wonder if he received any grant money for that observation.
I’d always assumed masculine oriented Lesbians didn’t care about girlie things like keeping thin. Is that a pompous assumption on my part?
Almost three million OUR tax dollars to find out why lesbians are fat! You have got to be kidding! Who cares! The insanity just doesn’t end!
You can keep your toned muscles and legs that have never done a squat, boys. I’ll stick to men who have some meat on their bones.
Maybe the reason lesbians are obese… IS BECAUSE THEY EAT TOO MUCH AND DON’T EXERCISE ENOUGH, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER OBESE PERSON OUT THERE! There, mystery solved, and it didn’t cost a dime to figure it out, either.
To me, the question is not, “Why are gay men more fit?” or “Why are lesbians more fat?” The question to me is, WHO THE HELL CARES?? WHAT REAL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!?
What is the point of research like this?
Pretty sure lesbians are fat for the exact same reason straight women are fat.
They eat too much and don’t exercise enough. Now can I get 25K for the results of my study?
Don’t tell me black swan picked up another meaning. It really grated me when the movie came out because when I heard people talking about it I thought they where talking about a black swan event.
Lesbians are fat because they believe their girlfriends when they say looks don’t matter.
What a waste of taxpayer money! I could have told them for free. I asked several portly lesbians and each one said the same. They know that straight men are attracted to slim shapely women and they don’t want the hassle of fending off advances from males. A straight friend of mine, when he saw an attractive, young lesbian with a regular build, with whom I was aquainte, wanted an introduction. He said one night with me and she’ll forget all about women.