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Alternatives to Hillary

Posted by V the K at 10:30 pm - September 7, 2014.
Filed under: 2016 Presidential Election

Unless all life on Earth is mercifully exterminated by a collision with a neutron star, Hillary Clinton is the inevitable Democrat nominee in 2016 and eventual president of the United States in 2017. Because regardless of the fact that she has accomplished nothing and is as crooked as a dog’s hind leg, she will have the fervent support of the Democrat media apparatus and the support of idiot low-information voters who make up the majority of the American electorate and re-elected Obama because they thought Mitt Romney was going to outlaw tampons. (And if Obama and Establishment Republicans are successful, millions of uneducated third-world illegal immigrants will also be able to cast their votes for her as well.) Meanwhile, the Republicans will most likely, as they have done in every election year since 1988, nominate a milquetoast establishment moderate who will lose the popular vote as establishment Republican moderates have in five of the last six elections.

But there are alternatives to Hillary on the Democrat side, and any of them is ready to step into her very comfortable low-heeled shoes provided anything should happen to her on the Road to Inevitable Catastrophe. So, just putting five of them out there for your consideration.

  • Joe Biden – Democrat Vice President of the United States. Yeah, Democrats won’t nominate an old white guy unless there is no other candidate. Moving on.
  • Martin O’Malley – Democrat Governor of Maryland. Raised taxes more than 40 times in eight years, including a tax on (not making this up) rainwater. Gerrymandered the congressional districts so where Maryland once sent 4 Republicans and 4 Democrats to Congress, it now sends 7 Democrats and only one Republican. Completely botched the Obamacare implementation to the tune of $125 Million. And found time to enact some of the most Draconian anti-gun laws in the country. An impressive record for a Democrat, unfortunately, but he would still need to overcome his white maleness.
  • Elizabeth Warren – Democrat Senator from Massachusetts. A radical left-wing senator who supports a $22-an-hour minimum wage and a massive tax increase to pay for college students to get free Womyn’s Studies, Urban Studies and other completely worthless degrees. She is an absolute favorite among the Democrat’s FSA (Free [Stuff] Army] base because she embraces the Democrat proposition of “We’ll take money from people you don’t like and spend it on you” to its absolute extreme. Also, she’s a woman, so she gets the “Historic First” mantle that’s so much more important than competence and sanity to the low-information electorate. [She also previously claimed to be a Native American belonging to an obscure plains tribe specializing in seafood recipes.]
  • Cory Booker – Black Democrat Senator from New Jersey. A Black half-term senator with no previous accomplishments on his record and an imaginary friend named T-Bone. Definitely the man to beat.

Pretty scary when you realize Joe Biden is the smart and reasonable one.

Checking in with the Perpetually Aggrieved Angry Feminists

Posted by V the K at 9:51 am - September 7, 2014.
Filed under: Leftist Nutjobs

Feminists were outraged about a lot of stuff this week. Of course, feminists are always outraged. That’s what modern feminism has become; an all-you-can-eat buffet of outrage against minor slights perceived by neurotically hypersensitive leftists. (On college campuses, these are known as “micro-aggressions.)  Anyway, feminists this week were outraged because

1. A female comic book super hero was portrayed in a skin-tight bodysuit just like all male comic book superheroes wear all the time.

2. It was observed that Rachel Maddow was more aesthetically appealing before she adopted the ‘butch Kyle McLachlan’ look. (Actually, this is a recent article about a four year old feminist tantrum.)

You know, ’cause in this photo she has long blonde hair and is so PRETTY like a WOMAN and now she’s this scary butch lesbian with short hair and glasses and Opinions and who the hell would ever want to tap THAT? I mean, besides everyone and all of us here. But isn’t it so super-special that once upon a time, Rachel Maddow was still you know attractive by heteronormative patriarchal standards of beauty?

Which leads Robert Stacy McCain to conclude:

Anybody can be merely gay, but you need a theory — an ideology, a political philosophy — in order to have this kind of jargon that interprets your gayness in the context of oppression and social justice.

3. Conservatives have been allowed to express conservative opinions at Yale University (Thank you, Steve)

“When you invite very conservative speakers here who perhaps have controversial views on Islam or homosexuality, you essentially make Yale a very uncomfortable place for a large percentage of the people here on campus, and everyone should feel at home at college,” [Nutjob Feminist Helen] Price told the Daily News.

4. And at Columbia U, a feminist is unhappy that the guy she accused of rape several months after consenting to sex with him did not have his life ruined by university administrators. Instead of taking the matter to law enforcement, she is protesting by dragging a mattress with her around campus, everywhere she goes. It’s what passes for a “Senior Thesis” these days.

Entitled “Carry That Weight,” the mattress is both the visual art major’s senior thesis and a step in her journey to come to terms with her experience. Over the past year, Sulkowicz has become a prominent critic of the University’s sexual assault adjudication policies, retelling her story to various administrators and media organizations to raise awareness.