Reader Steve passes on this totally awesome story about gay activists in New Zealand clutching their pearls and breaking out the fainting couches because two guys are getting married.
See, the activists are all upset because the two guys are straight and are only doing it to win a radio contest. And that’s wrong, according to the same gay leftists who argued that Britney Spears’s 72-hour marriage meant that marriage had become so meaningless that of course gays had the right to marry.
And… of course… teh ghey activists suggested that letting these two straight guys get married might lead to… wait for it… teen ghey suicides!
The co-chairman of a local group called LegaliseLove ironically echoed the words of groups who originally opposed same-sex marriage when he said the competition “attacked the legitimacy of gay marriage”. Despite that, he took a more philosophical view on the long term implications, saying: “Maybe on the day that statistics around mental health for LGBTI (Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender and Intersex) people are better, when high schools are safe places for LGBTI youth, we can look back on all this and laugh”.
Please, gay left, you’ve already spent that nickel. Find a new canard.