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What Do You Think the Person Who Drives This Car Is Like?

September 26, 2014 by V the K

Just asking. I find there’s a direct correlation between the number of bumperstickers and the degree of douchecanoedness. (I have one bumpersticker on mine.)

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Comments

  1. eresh says

    September 26, 2014 at 12:49 pm - September 26, 2014

    It has long been my firmly-held position that no one with more than two bumper stickers on their car ever says anything worth listening to.

  2. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    September 26, 2014 at 1:50 pm - September 26, 2014

    If male — and I use the term loosely — he has a really teeny-tiny one.

  3. Leslie says

    September 26, 2014 at 2:22 pm - September 26, 2014

    omg I’ve noticed this for years and thought to myself does anyone else notice that people with all these bumper stickers are complete idiots? However, on those vehicles that only have one or two stickers (obviously much more intelligent folks) I have seen some priceless ones – my two faves “If you can’t feed, don’t breed” and the other all time great “Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks your an a**hole”. Sometimes less is WAY more 🙂

  4. Seane-Anna says

    September 26, 2014 at 2:36 pm - September 26, 2014

    Did anyone else notice that the anti-religion “Fiction” sticker is right above the “Celebrate Diversity” sticker? If the driver of this car really believes in celebrating diversity shouldn’t he be, well, celebrating the world’s different religions rather than mocking them? And if asked the driver would certainly deny any contradiction. Typical liberal.

  5. kj says

    September 26, 2014 at 4:01 pm - September 26, 2014

    To quote Rush, the person is probably a “long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking FM rock-n-roller type.”

    But this Sunday, I’d drink a beer with him/her/it and sing the ‘Bears Still Suck’ song (note the Green Bay Packers license plate).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj5aW0tj3mE

  6. B. Long says

    September 26, 2014 at 5:17 pm - September 26, 2014

    It always seems that liberals are the ones who canvas their cars in political bumper stickers. I can’t remember ever seeing more than a few bumper stickers on a car owned by a conservative. Perhaps that’s because conservatives are less obnoxious, and don’t shout their beliefs in everyone’s face.

  7. Steve says

    September 26, 2014 at 7:07 pm - September 26, 2014

    Its a lesbian car see the fish. Putting stickers on your car is a mistake as leftists might do something to your car if the sticker causes too much cognitive dissonance.

  8. KCRob says

    September 26, 2014 at 7:07 pm - September 26, 2014

    Insufferable d-bag?

  9. Charles says

    September 26, 2014 at 9:50 pm - September 26, 2014

    B. Long – liberals cover their cars with bumper stickers because they know that no one will bother them. Conservatives on the other hand could put on just ONE bumper sticker and some liberal somewhere will key their car.

  10. pst314 says

    September 26, 2014 at 10:47 pm - September 26, 2014

    “Its a lesbian car see the fish”

    Can’t make out what is written inside the fish. Not a Darwin fish?

  11. fortdixmike says

    September 27, 2014 at 4:41 am - September 27, 2014

    My favorite sticker: “I am living to Old Age so I can be a burden on my children”.

  12. fortdixmike says

    September 27, 2014 at 4:45 am - September 27, 2014

    PS OH dear I just saw the same quote on Hot Air as an article. Go figure.

  13. Juan says

    September 27, 2014 at 11:42 am - September 27, 2014

    It’s the evolve fish.

  14. kimthe says

    September 27, 2014 at 12:50 pm - September 27, 2014

    Short answer: an asshole.

  15. Lee says

    September 27, 2014 at 1:42 pm - September 27, 2014

    I read somewhere that some people did a study on road rage and found that one of the common threads was the number of bumper stickers, regardless of the lessons of the driver. The theory was that people with a lot of bumper stickers extend their personal space out to the boundary of the car itself and go ballistic when someone violates what they now consider their personal space.

  16. Throbert McGee says

    September 27, 2014 at 4:13 pm - September 27, 2014

    In this case, it’s not merely the NUMBER of bumperstickers that signifies the driver’s douchery, but the thematic redundancy. (As in, “Okay, you’re non-religious — we GET it.”)

  17. Throbert McGee says

    September 27, 2014 at 4:29 pm - September 27, 2014

    Erm, making “fish jokes” about lesbians kinda creates the impression that you haven’t been anywhere near an actual vagina since birth, and that yo’ momma may have had a really bad yeast condition at the time. (The point is not that vaginas NEVER smell fishy, but rather that such a smell tends to be a temporary abnormality when the bacterial & fungal “ecology” of the vag gets out of whack for one reason or another.)

  18. Tim in MT says

    September 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm - September 27, 2014

    Sounds like the openly socialist candidate we have running here. Check out her ride:
    https://twitter.com/DonnyFerguson/status/512027932249059328/photo/1

  19. CrayCrayPatriot says

    September 27, 2014 at 11:05 pm - September 27, 2014

    It always seems that liberals are the ones who canvas their cars in political bumper stickers. I can’t remember ever seeing more than a few bumper stickers on a car owned by a conservative. Perhaps that’s because conservatives are less obnoxious, and don’t shout their beliefs in everyone’s face.

    http://militarylawyer.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/img_1065.jpg

  20. Juan says

    September 27, 2014 at 11:16 pm - September 27, 2014

    There is always the exception that proves the rule.

  21. Niall says

    September 28, 2014 at 10:05 am - September 28, 2014

    The best part? It’s a Smart car.

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