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  3. omg I’ve noticed this for years and thought to myself does anyone else notice that people with all these bumper stickers are complete idiots? However, on those vehicles that only have one or two stickers (obviously much more intelligent folks) I have seen some priceless ones – my two faves “If you can’t feed, don’t breed” and the other all time great “Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks your an a**hole”. Sometimes less is WAY more 🙂

  4. Did anyone else notice that the anti-religion “Fiction” sticker is right above the “Celebrate Diversity” sticker? If the driver of this car really believes in celebrating diversity shouldn’t he be, well, celebrating the world’s different religions rather than mocking them? And if asked the driver would certainly deny any contradiction. Typical liberal.

  6. It always seems that liberals are the ones who canvas their cars in political bumper stickers. I can’t remember ever seeing more than a few bumper stickers on a car owned by a conservative. Perhaps that’s because conservatives are less obnoxious, and don’t shout their beliefs in everyone’s face.

  9. B. Long – liberals cover their cars with bumper stickers because they know that no one will bother them. Conservatives on the other hand could put on just ONE bumper sticker and some liberal somewhere will key their car.

  15. I read somewhere that some people did a study on road rage and found that one of the common threads was the number of bumper stickers, regardless of the lessons of the driver. The theory was that people with a lot of bumper stickers extend their personal space out to the boundary of the car itself and go ballistic when someone violates what they now consider their personal space.

  16. In this case, it’s not merely the NUMBER of bumperstickers that signifies the driver’s douchery, but the thematic redundancy. (As in, “Okay, you’re non-religious — we GET it.”)

  17. Erm, making “fish jokes” about lesbians kinda creates the impression that you haven’t been anywhere near an actual vagina since birth, and that yo’ momma may have had a really bad yeast condition at the time. (The point is not that vaginas NEVER smell fishy, but rather that such a smell tends to be a temporary abnormality when the bacterial & fungal “ecology” of the vag gets out of whack for one reason or another.)