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Obviously, This Is Much More Important than Stopping Ebola

October 6, 2014 by V the K

The Federal Government “invested” half a million taxpayer dollars/debt to find out why fat girls have trouble getting dates.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.

Filed Under: Big Government Follies

Comments

  1. genes says

    October 6, 2014 at 9:30 pm - October 6, 2014

    I’m going with low self-esteem, aggravated by FLOTUS saying they’re FAT, coupled with a cultural preference for anorexics.

  2. KCRob (SoCalRobert) says

    October 6, 2014 at 10:40 pm - October 6, 2014

    Are we out of other people’s money yet? Guess not.

  3. V the K says

    October 6, 2014 at 10:44 pm - October 6, 2014

    This must be Lena Dunham’s payoff for her support in 2012.

    Spare me the emails, I know it’s a cheap shot.

  4. Craig Smith says

    October 6, 2014 at 11:33 pm - October 6, 2014

    Did any of them stop to think that perhaps the excess weight and poor social skills might be…I donno….tied?? That there is something else which is bringing about both?

    Never enters their head, I bet.

  5. Rod says

    October 7, 2014 at 6:20 am - October 7, 2014

    Same reason we gay/bi fat guys do, I’d say.

  6. Heliotrope says

    October 7, 2014 at 11:54 am - October 7, 2014

    The average Congress Critter sees $466,642 as a tight squeeze on the office paper clip supply.

    Furthermore, the National Institutes of Health seems to have a kinky interest in fat girls. Do they want them to become breeders more than they want them to cut back on the Chips Ahoy?

  7. Steve says

    October 7, 2014 at 6:28 pm - October 7, 2014

    2.Are we out of other people’s money yet? Guess not.
    Comment by KCRob

    Actually we have that’s why there is debt. Sure blame straight men for fat women’s problems, maybe if those women would be willing to date a black guy they would have a man.

  8. AF_Vet says

    October 8, 2014 at 11:00 pm - October 8, 2014

    “Same reason we gay/bi fat guys do, I’d say.”

    Hey! What are we…chopped liver?

    /extra-husky straight dudes

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