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The Smartest Democrat in Massachusetts

November 1, 2014 by V the K

The Democrat Party of Massachusetts looked over all of the Democrats in the state and decided Martha Coakley was the smartest and bestest and she should be the Governor.

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Even though Massachusetts Democrats are a hive-collective that make the Borg look like a bunch of college Libertarians arguing whether Ayn Rand could win a fistfight with Robert Heinlein, they better have programmed every voting machine in the state to switch Republican votes to Democrat if they want this very dumb woman to get into office.

Filed Under: 2014 Elections

Comments

  1. Sean L says

    November 1, 2014 at 4:26 pm - November 1, 2014

    Everybody, now!

    “Massachusetts having trouble, what a sad, sad story.
    Needed a new gov’ner to restore it’s former glory.
    Where, oh where was she? Where could that gal be?
    We looked around, and then we found the gal for you and me!”

  2. Craig Smith says

    November 1, 2014 at 4:46 pm - November 1, 2014

    And now it’s, Springtime for Coakley and Beantown Land.
    Boston is happy and gay
    We’re marching in a leftward list
    Look out, here come the Socialists

    Springtime of Coakley and Beantown Land.
    Taxes are now back in style.
    Springtime for Coakley and Beantown Land.
    Watch out, red states, we’ll be here a while!

  3. Kurt P says

    November 1, 2014 at 9:46 pm - November 1, 2014

    I’m going to make the assumption that Brown isn’t a Tea Party member, or even conservative- given that the Republican Governors Ass. made that ad and paid for it to go on tee wee.

    Unlike how they refused to help a Conservative Ken Cuccinelli n his race against the Clinton money washer Terry McAuliff.

  4. Paul says

    November 1, 2014 at 10:00 pm - November 1, 2014

    No wonder she lost to Scott Brown. What a ditz.

  5. KCRob says

    November 1, 2014 at 10:12 pm - November 1, 2014

    Mass. has Harvard and MIT and gives us John Kerry, Ekizabeth Warren, and Martha Coakley

    California has Stanford, Caltech, and UC-Berkeley and gives us Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, and Maxine Waters.

    Bumping along the bottom.

  6. Kurt says

    November 1, 2014 at 10:28 pm - November 1, 2014

    The Massachusetts Democrats should have realized Martha Coakley was bad for them back in 2010 when she lost to Scott Brown in the special election. Good thing they didn’t take the hint.

    By the way, if you want to see Martha Coakley depicted as a villain in a film, I’d recommend checking out the film Conviction, which was based on a true story of a case where Coakley wanted to retry a man who was released from prison on the basis of DNA evidence.

  7. Kevin says

    November 2, 2014 at 7:23 am - November 2, 2014

    Sean L. and Craig Smith, nicely done!

  8. Leslie says

    November 2, 2014 at 1:04 pm - November 2, 2014

    Being from MA I can say don’t be surprised if and when she wins, nothing surprises me in this loony state.That being said, I know a lot of friends that usually vote democrat that can’t stand this woman, she’s just an awful candidate. Let’s hope for the best.

  9. Paul says

    November 2, 2014 at 7:31 pm - November 2, 2014

    Polls consistently show Baker in the lead. Don’t worry. If you live in Massachusetts, just get out there and vote. And take your Baker-supporting friends, family, and neighbors with you to vote as well.

  10. RSG says

    November 3, 2014 at 2:17 am - November 3, 2014

    Why you be pickin’ on Marsha Coakley?! She’s doing the best job she can; at least this time around she realizes that hanging outside Fenway Park pressing the unsanitized flesh of the common folk is something that even Democrat politicians of the retail variety must do in order to at least create the illusion that they care.

    Oh well, at least she’s on the record as saying this will be her last try at an unsuccessful run for public office. Let’s hope she sticks to that.

  11. RSG says

    November 3, 2014 at 2:27 am - November 3, 2014

    I’m going to make the assumption that Brown [sic] isn’t a Tea Party member, or even conservative- given that the Republican Governors Ass. made that ad and paid for it to go on tee wee.

    As was noted in a Boston Herald article over the weekend, Charlie Baker is labeled as a “conservative Republican” within Massachusetts, but would be considered a moderate Democrat almost anywhere else. The same rap has been leveled against Scott Brown after he was elected Senator.

    The people who think that an Oklahoma-style Republican could ever get elected in The Bay State might be on par with those Democrats who think that Nancy Pelosi could get elected to the House from Utah.

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