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Harvard U: $68,000 a Year to Learn About Buttsecks

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Sex week is an annual celebration of hedonism at Harvard University. (Cost of Attendance: $68,000 per year). This year’s festivities include a workshop explaining all about Teh Buttsecks.

“They will cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more,” the agenda adds. “Learn the facts about this exciting yet often misunderstood form of pleasure, find out the common mistakes people make, and get all your questions answered.”

For liberals, there will be an explanation of how to move your head out of the way first.

Other seminars and Symposia include:

  • “Brown Girlz Do it Well: a Queer Diaspora Remix”
  • “Losing Your (Concept of) Virginity”
  • “Fifty Shades of False: Kink, Fantasy, and Fetish”
  • “Putting Your Sister to the Test: Lena Dunham Explains Why It’s the Best”

I may have made up that last one.

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Comments

  1. I have never considered myself a “social conservative”, but maybe I’ll change my mind. The promotion by the left of public vulgarity is doing great harm, IMHO. Shouldn’t we want young people to grow up to being intelligent knowledgable humans, not animals? This is not directed at gays. Heterosexual public vulgarity is just as harmful. Young people are learning that body fun is what defines them, not their mind or character or decency.

  7. Our elite universities are beyond parody. They routinely sponsor drivel like this to demonstrate “courage”: theres nothing beyond discussion. I guess students who think that what people do in their own bedrooms is private – and should remain private – are left to suffer (and the campus is suppose to be a “safe and inclusive” place – like Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood).

    If a guy says “how ’bout a kiss, sweetie”, his academic career is finished. But he gets a pass if he participates in a sponsored discussion of butt plugs and vibrators. Makes sense.

    But when the little flowers might hear something challenging their multiculti pieties, they disinvite speakers ranging from substantive thinkers like George Will, thoughtful people with something important to say like Ayaan Hirsi Ali, to clowns like Bill Maher who wondered off the reservation for a moment.

    We. Are. Doomed.

  8. When I was in college in the Stone Age, it was all about working hard at your degree. You might party one night a week, but that is all. A caveat is that I went to a thoroughly conservative Republican school.