Sex week is an annual celebration of hedonism at Harvard University. (Cost of Attendance: $68,000 per year). This year’s festivities include a workshop explaining all about Teh Buttsecks.
“They will cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more,” the agenda adds. “Learn the facts about this exciting yet often misunderstood form of pleasure, find out the common mistakes people make, and get all your questions answered.”
For liberals, there will be an explanation of how to move your head out of the way first.
Other seminars and Symposia include:
- “Brown Girlz Do it Well: a Queer Diaspora Remix”
- “Losing Your (Concept of) Virginity”
- “Fifty Shades of False: Kink, Fantasy, and Fetish”
- “Putting Your Sister to the Test: Lena Dunham Explains Why It’s the Best”
I may have made up that last one.