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A Heaping Bowl of Schadenfreude

Posted by V the K at 9:39 am - November 5, 2014.
Filed under: 2014 Elections

The Democrat Left is dealing with last night’s election results… not well.

“So The American Voters Have Rewarded The ReThugs For Shutting Down The Government….obstructing everything President Obama wanted to accomplish; sticking with the NRA; refusing to raise the minimum wage; refusing to deal with the immigration issue; piling more debt on students/student loans; voting to repeal ACA over 50 times when the American People finally had some relief on health insurance; and the list goes on and on. What is wrong with the American People. They believe the lies. They like to be lied to. They vote against their better interests.”

To hear the lamentations of their women:

“Tonight doesn’t make me wish I had quit smoking. An early death would be merciful compared to a long slow one with insufficient nutrition and no health care, which is what is coming up. I’m torn, can’t decide in which order to cry and vomit and get sick.”

Progressive Lesbian Sally Kohn is alternating between denial and despair
. Will Saletan of Slate, OTOH, has firmly come down on the side of denial and insisting that… if you look at the elections a certain way, they are actually an endorsement of Obama’s left-wing policies.

Not to be outdone, a member of the DailyKos Lunatic Asylum demands that leftists must start outbreeding conservatives: [Language Warning]

All of us who are not genetically inclined to vote Republican must start breeding. Incessantly. Enthusiastically. Purposefully. Without pause. Dawn till dusk, fucking and having babies. Because that is the only way to increase our numbers relative to theirs. They cannot be convinced, reasoned with, shamed, embarrassed, educated, or informed. They are freeze-dried shit, and our counsels to them are as winter wind against frozen stone. Save your money – there isn’t enough money in the universe to spend them out of delusion. They must be out-bred, they must be outnumbered. They must become Neanderthal to our Cro-Magnon

Remember when Little Green Footballs used to be the anti-Kos blog? Then, they went full-on leftist and the two are now politically indistinguishable. This LGF election thread contains no fewer than 74 uses of the F-word in response to Republican victories.

I am not sure if that’s a rant, or a desperate attempt by a pajamaboy to get laid. Speaking of which, the very horny and stupid Democrat base is now stocking up on birth control because they really believe the “War on Womenfolk” propaganda that Republicans will outlaw it.

Also, Chris “Tingles” Matthews had an on-air meltdown last night, literally screaming at Democrat Senator Cory Booker that Mitch McConnell better not run the Senate like Harry’s Reid’s partisan dictatorship. o_O

Elsewhere at MSDNC, an analyst wishes that white southern GOP voters would all die so the Cuban-Venezuelan style progressive utopia of Democrat dreams could be installed.

The Left-Wing Press, of course, is also bitterly licking their wounds. The MFM had already chosen their template for election coverage once it was clear their Democrats were about to be beaten in a severe manner: The voters are bitter, angry, and “sour,” and they’re mad at both parties. It’s what psychologists call “Projection.”

The AP has figured out why Republicans won: It starts with ‘R’ and rhymes with “Macism.”

Republicans tightened their grip on the South, a steady march since Lyndon B. Johnson signed the 1964 Civil Rights Act…

Tim Scott and Mia Love may disagree with their assessment. (Oh, BTW… according to tolerant, racially enlightened Democrats… Tim Scott is an Uncle Tom and Mia Love is “the GOP’s token Negro“)



  1. I have to agree…This post made me giggle!

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — November 5, 2014 @ 10:23 am - November 5, 2014

  2. I thought Littler Green Footballs disappeared. A turn to the left is just about the same thing.

    Comment by Roberto — November 5, 2014 @ 10:29 am - November 5, 2014

  3. Just think of how they would be doing if the feds didn’t order the Suppression of Obola news before the election. That’s what a non medical health czar does.
    There is another Liberian in Duke Hospital but they are commanded to not report until RNA tests come out giving them time to scrub the persons History , lamestream never even admitted the illegal alien Liberian connection to lying Liberian “dallas man” patient zero.

    Comment by Steve — November 5, 2014 @ 10:29 am - November 5, 2014

  4. The cabal I belong to was wondering, last night, what today’s Democrat (Liberal/Communist) reaction would be. This crying & whining is surprisingly more than I could have hoped.

    I’m am pleased, especially over Mia Love’s win. She ran in a district that was dominated by a Blue Dog Dem for many, many years. Though her race wasn’t a factor in her particular district, it was a good strategy to be located & run from that area, in a state not known for any substantial black population.

    Comment by Marc Winger — November 5, 2014 @ 10:30 am - November 5, 2014

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  6. Lets rub this in their faces also.
    Although I do admit that global warming causes 500+ murders per year in Chicago versus when it was covered in a mile of ice.

    Comment by Steve — November 5, 2014 @ 10:40 am - November 5, 2014

  7. I see that the left has upgraded Mia Love. After her excellent speech at the 2012 Republican National Convention, she was called a traitor, whore, Auntie Thomas. Now she has been elevated to “token.”

    Harry Reid tweeted to the effect, I guess the country wants us to work together. What a nevle idea for Harry. With all his years in government, he finally gets it?

    Comment by Roberto — November 5, 2014 @ 10:42 am - November 5, 2014

  8. “What is wrong with the American People. They believe the lies. They like to be lied to. They vote against their better interests.”

    Well, that DOES kind of explain Obummer’s second term…

    Comment by Wraith — November 5, 2014 @ 10:48 am - November 5, 2014

  9. All of us who are not genetically inclined to vote Republican must start breeding. Incessantly. Enthusiastically. Purposefully.

    They can’t afford to. When couples produce children, they tend to become more conservative.

    Comment by Ignatius — November 5, 2014 @ 11:21 am - November 5, 2014

  10. I love the smell of schaudenfreude in the morning.

    Comment by formwiz — November 5, 2014 @ 11:47 am - November 5, 2014

  11. #9 when women get married they reject the govt as daddy, especially if they have asian/white kids.

    Despite the no borders crowd outspending by 11X the number of votes against licenses for illegal aliens was greater than received by any candidate or ballot question

    Comment by Steve — November 5, 2014 @ 1:05 pm - November 5, 2014

  12. I will confess to tormenting the Huff Post racist voices on Facebook, asking where their praise for Mia Love and Tim Scott are.

    I’m having more fun than James Edward in a day care center!

    Comment by The_Livewire — November 5, 2014 @ 3:50 pm - November 5, 2014

  13. How long do you give it before the Dems “just stab Caesar” to save themselves?

    Comment by Sean L — November 5, 2014 @ 4:33 pm - November 5, 2014

  14. Sean – The Clintons are already on it; see Panetta’s book release of a few weeks ago. So is Harry Reid.

    Make no mistake: Obama, a man infamous for the way he throws others under the bus, will suffer the same fate. (Before his St. Martyr canonization once Hillary is safely in power, I mean.)

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — November 5, 2014 @ 4:45 pm - November 5, 2014

  15. So, is James Edward hiding under his bed for fear of Christian Terrorists?

    Comment by V the K — November 5, 2014 @ 8:09 pm - November 5, 2014

  16. “To hear the lamentations of their women:”

    Shouldn’t that be ‘womyn’?

    I was expecting an Al Gore quote under that heading.

    Comment by Blair Ivey — November 6, 2014 @ 1:01 am - November 6, 2014

  17. Ding dongs can’t breed if they are aborting and stocking up on birth control.
    I wonder if they are aware that they can save a lot of money by holding an aspirin between their knees.

    Comment by Annie — November 6, 2014 @ 1:20 am - November 6, 2014

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  19. If those in the Left really, Really, REALLY want to out-breed us, they better start by getting rid of all their birth control and forswear abortion for the next 25 to 30 years…

    Comment by theduchessofkitty — November 6, 2014 @ 10:31 am - November 6, 2014

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