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“We’re here! We’re queer! And it’s hopelessly boring.”

November 17, 2014 by V the K

Robert Stacy McCain on the dreadful tedium of having to read every trendy lesbian’s coming out story…

Yeah, you can read the rest of that, if you’re interested, but these stories — “Omigod, I Suddenly Discovered I’m Queer” — are beginning to bore me. Never thought I’d say that. However, after months of researching radical feminism, I’ve come to the conclusion that the only reason girls insist that their parents pay to send them to a “small liberal arts school lacking in a party atmosphere” (Emerson College annual tuition, $37,350) is so they can get a Salon column out of it.

And also marry a lesbian with too many piercings.

Give it a few years, and maybe she’ll write another Salon column — perhaps “Omigod, My Lesbian Wife Dumped Me Because I’m Not Queer Enough for Her” — but my point is that (a) the sapphic bildungsroman is swiftly becoming a journalistic cliché, and (b) it is therefore absurd forJaclyn Archer to say she is oppressed by “institutional heteronormativity” at Eastern Washington University.

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Comments

  1. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    November 17, 2014 at 11:00 am - November 17, 2014

    Ever notice that gay men generally don’t complain about the Gay Patriarchy, or than the occasional Twink-snit.

  2. Steve says

    November 17, 2014 at 1:03 pm - November 17, 2014

    Ted that’s because gays can sleep with the Univertisty vice president to get into an exclusive program, or a patriarch to get a job that looks good on their resume.

    What voter fraud? Leftists will all 11 too close to call races. A 50% chance to the 11th power is a 1 out of 2048 chance.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/house-races/224153-house-dems-silver-lining-wins

  3. EssEm says

    November 17, 2014 at 2:01 pm - November 17, 2014

    I worked in GayLesbian organizations for 7 years and the most Stalinist, bloodlessly ruthless and cold ideologues were always the dykes.

  4. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    November 17, 2014 at 4:28 pm - November 17, 2014

    Ian Fleming didn’t invent Rosa Kleb, he just exposed here for all to see.

  5. Neptune says

    November 17, 2014 at 5:33 pm - November 17, 2014

    “We’re here! We’re queer! And it’s hopelessly boring.”

    Umm, excuse me, but I resemble this remark. 😀

  6. Throbert McGee says

    November 17, 2014 at 6:19 pm - November 17, 2014

    [Clicks heels together, causing spring-loaded stilettos dipped in fugu poison to pop out of shoes]

    SILENCE, TED B.! I VILL KEEEL YOU!

  7. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    November 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm - November 17, 2014

    Achmed the dead terrorist.

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