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Alpha Female Seeks Beta Male

Posted by V the K at 7:53 pm - January 5, 2015.
Filed under: Sex Difference

So even though “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle,” sometimes, a fish just wants a bicycle; especially after the fish gets into her thirties and all of the other fish have gotten their bicycles, and the remaining bicycles are rapidly losing interest. A feminist has written an article advising feminists how to find a man who doesn’t mind being in a relationship where he is regarded as inferior and non-essential.

Lisa Bonos (@lisabonos) has published a column headlined “How to find a feminist boyfriend” that reads like an Onion parody:
“I find it really attractive how successful you are,” my date said, leaning in for a kiss.
Sure, it sounds like a line. But it also sounds like feminism. . . .

(No, it’s a line. Trust me.)

Anyway. I think I found her one o’ them male feminists.



They’ll have to live in his parents basement, of course, at least until the a-hole manager at Starbucks gives him more hours.



  1. Am I the only one who noticed that the feminist in questions’ name sounds a bit like “lesbian”?

    Comment by Sean L — January 5, 2015 @ 8:22 pm - January 5, 2015

  2. So the article answers yes to the question, “Does he need to believe that men and women, are equals and should be treated as such?”

    And you interpret that to mean the man should be okay being regarded as “inferior” — in other words, the opposite of what the article actually said.

    Come on. There’s enough feminist nonsense out there. You don’t have to tell lies to come up with blog posts.

    Comment by rtm — January 5, 2015 @ 9:54 pm - January 5, 2015

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  4. Maybe Pajama Boy is available…

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — January 6, 2015 @ 12:18 pm - January 6, 2015

  5. This dovetails well with the next article about the restaurant that hires druggies and alcoholics. They would appreciate a career woman that works long hours & is less feminine than gay guys.

    Comment by Steve — January 6, 2015 @ 12:44 pm - January 6, 2015

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