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What Do Polar Bears and Congressional Republicans Have in Common?

Posted by V the K at 10:31 pm - January 28, 2015.
Filed under: Republican Embarrassments

Read the article. Then, you tell me.

It’s already been shown that the sex organs of polar bears have been shrinking over time, and now it seems that the bones inside their penises are growing weaker as well.

So, somewhere on Earth, someone has ‘Polar Bear Pecker Checker’ on his resume.



  1. The Congressional repubs (they don’t deserve the honor of the full name), don’t have the shrunken pecker problem as they are seriously diddling their own voters.

    Comment by Kevin — January 29, 2015 @ 12:11 am - January 29, 2015

  2. Unexpectedly, the Repub’s didn’t fund it:

    The Lundbeck Foundation, Danish Cooperation for Environment in the Arctic (Dancea), The Commission for Scientific Research in Greenland (KVUG), The Prince Albert II Foundation and the Arctic Research Center (ARC) at Aarhus University are acknowledged for financial support.

    Comment by innocent bystander — January 29, 2015 @ 8:08 am - January 29, 2015

  3. Translation: There are size queens in the furry community as well. I thought Dan Savage’s costume was a panda bear.
    With modern science you often get the results you pay for like when the Persian Gulf Study showed soldiers that served in the Gulf War where actually healthier than those that didn’t go, which included preg women and cancer patients.

    Comment by Steve — January 29, 2015 @ 1:18 pm - January 29, 2015

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    Pingback by What Do Polar Bears and Congressional Republicans Have in Common? - Citizens News — January 29, 2015 @ 2:48 pm - January 29, 2015

  5. Male polar bears are a nasty lot. They eat their young. They grow old and starve to death because they have no fall back plan for their vigorous feeding habits. There is nothing charming about them aside from nature lover publicity propaganda. They stink and if they get too much warmth they grow algae and turn green. They have long been in decline and now, it appears. they are evolving toward extinction.

    Sure, maybe PCB’s are the culprit and we humans should wear hair shirts and whip our chests and backs with strands of barbed wire. That should go a long way toward saving this grand freak of nearly barren niche imprisonment. Shame there are some Dodo’s around to snack on.

    Comment by Heliotrope — January 30, 2015 @ 9:13 am - January 30, 2015

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