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Man with Murse Miffed

April 4, 2015 by V the K

I knew a gay dude in college who carried a purse everywhere. Upon meeting someone he would always say, “I carry a purse, does that bother you.” One day I passed him on the quad and said, “What’s up, purse-boy.” And he got really offended by that.

I was reminded of that guy (What was his name? Paul? Pretty sure it was Paul, but then it might just be because Purse-Boy Paul is so irresistibly alliterative) when I read about this special snowflake getting all miffed up because he wasn’t allowed to bring his manpurse into the cinema. (Naturally, this happened in Florida)

Zac Adams told Bay News 9 he was banned from bringing in his bag because he’s a man. He secretly captured his discussion with a theater staffer on his cell phone camera.

“Because ladies carry big bags, that’s the normal thing for ladies to do,” a female manager tells Adams.

So he was already recording this when it happened? Sounds like a bit of a set-up.  But maybe some gay left hate group should burn the theater down, just to be sure.

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Comments

  1. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    April 4, 2015 at 5:10 pm - April 4, 2015

    Errr, …is that a purse? Or a shoulder-bag?
    For that matter, do we have confirmation that s/he’s male?

  2. Richard Bell says

    April 5, 2015 at 12:42 am - April 5, 2015

    You have to hand it to the left wingers. They don’t give up. They take every incident to the N-th degree. Why not? They are winning on every front.

    http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2015/04/louisiana-principal-says-lesbian-student-cant-wear-tuxedo-to-prom/

  3. Richard Bell says

    April 5, 2015 at 1:18 am - April 5, 2015

    But you already knew this, right?

    http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2015/04/groups-aim-to-further-expand-lgbt-rights-at-state-level/

  4. KCRob says

    April 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm - April 5, 2015

    Odd, isn’t it, how people adorn themselves in conspicuous (outrageous?) ways and then are miffed when they get noticed?

  5. Steve says

    April 5, 2015 at 6:21 pm - April 5, 2015

    He secretly captured it via the set up he was going to record the movie with. I have a black leather satchel & a briefcase but no purse.

  6. Bastiat Fan says

    April 5, 2015 at 9:25 pm - April 5, 2015

    He should have been tossed out for conspicuously BAD TASTE.

  7. CrayCrayPatriot says

    April 5, 2015 at 10:09 pm - April 5, 2015

    My male friend carries a bag everywhere. He finds them very handy.

  8. Professor Hale says

    April 6, 2015 at 10:51 am - April 6, 2015

    Local theaters in my area are hyped about the nonexistent threat of people going postal and killing a bunch of people. So, they have a “no backpacks” rules strictly enforced. But every woman can carry a purse in, no matter how big it is. No one will look inside it either.

    All over America, searching people’s bags has become common at large venues like football stadiums and even Disney world. Number of peopel with bombs caught: Zero.

  9. Throbert McGee says

    April 7, 2015 at 5:53 pm - April 7, 2015

    Local theaters in my area are hyped about the nonexistent threat of people going postal and killing a bunch of people. So, they have a “no backpacks” rules strictly enforced.

    Conveniently, this also makes it harder to smuggle in your own bottled sodas, popcorn, or candy that you can get at the supermarket for a fraction of the price charged at the theater concession stand.

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