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Madame Hillary’s Accomplishments

Posted by V the K at 9:51 pm - April 12, 2015.
Filed under: Hillary Clinton

Well, Hillary made official today what everyone has known since about 1993. Her on-line presidential announcement was delayed by technical problems; but you know how hard it is for elderly people to use the internet. She will be running a campaign based on the fresh, hot new premise that “Democrats are the party of working families, and Republicans favor the wealthy.” Gee, why didn’t anyone think of *that* before.

Anyway, there is a criticism out there among racist, sexist, cis-gendered, heteronormative right wing nutjobs that Hillary doesn’t have any actual accomplishments. Sure, she was a Senator, and Secretary of State… but both of those were solely because she was married to Bill Clinton; and it is said that in each of those positions, she accomplished Jack Squat.

I take issue with that. I can point to several accomplishments by our new distinguished Democrat front-runner.

Anyway, those are the accomplishments I could think of. What have you got?