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Emerging MFM Narratives of 2016

April 16, 2015 by V the K

The MFM have decided what their narratives for each of the candidates is going to be, and now will tailor their coverage to these narratives:

Rand Paul: Rude to the womenfolk.

Scott Walker: Uneducated bumpkin and union buster. They have suddenly decided that it is very important to look into the college backgrounds of presidential candidates.

Ted Cruz: Extremist with no chance of winning, and did we mention he’s an extremist? Oh, and he’s not really a Hispanic either.

Marco Rubio: An inexperienced first-term senator with the audacity to think he can be president? Oh, the very nerve.

Jeb Bush: The “sober” Republican whom the MFM will support right up through the end of the primaries just to spite the conservatives.

Hillary Clinton: OMG! She’s amazing! How did America get so lucky to get such a woman of peerless accomplishment to deign to run for president? And she’s so darn spontaneous and relatable to regular people. (Also, isn’t it amazing how well we, the press, shield her from scandals?)

Sorry this post is such a lay-up, but Operation GTFO Maryland has borne fruit and I am heavily involved in packing and closing up the homestead right now.

Filed Under: 2016 Presidential Election

Comments

  1. just me says

    April 16, 2015 at 8:58 am - April 16, 2015

    How much you want to bet the media will hone in on the trumped up ethics charges regarding Walker but totally ignore the ethics issues with Hillary?

    The media are in the tank for the democrats and they don’t even try to hide it.

  2. davinci says

    April 16, 2015 at 9:40 am - April 16, 2015

    V the K:

    What state are you heading to now?

  3. Kevin says

    April 16, 2015 at 9:45 am - April 16, 2015

    V the K, Congratulations on leaving the People’s Republic. Good luck

    (For context, I have adopted family that very much wanted me to move there, but I have declined.)

  4. V the K says

    April 16, 2015 at 9:56 am - April 16, 2015

    Thanks for the well-wishes. Me and my companion of these past four years are relocating to Ohio. Not nearly as pretty as Maryland, but there’s no rain tax, and you can buy a weapon for self-defense without being fingerprinted like a common criminal.

  5. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    April 16, 2015 at 10:25 am - April 16, 2015

    YAY!! All success to Operation GTFO Maryland. Huzzah!!

  6. The_Livewire says

    April 16, 2015 at 11:15 am - April 16, 2015

    Well this Buckeye welcomes you. We’ll have to meet!

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