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Another Democrat Enters the 2016 Presidential Race

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Senator Lindsey Graham, a Democrat-In-All-But-Label-Only (DIABLO) from South Carolina is running for president. He is running as a Republican, but only because he didn’t feel like there were enough GOP candidates that supported Amnesty, domestic spying, and endless foreign wars.

59-year-old lifelong bachelor.

Just sayin’

Also, another wealthy, older white person has joined the Democrat Race to Make It Look Like Hillary Wasn’t Just Annointed. Former Mayor of Baltimore and Governor of Maryland Martin O’Malley is running so that he can nationalize his agenda of rain taxes and severe gun control.

As they say in Maryland, “If you can dream it, we can tax it.”

Comments

  2. Graham was unwatchable during his announcement speech. Not only did he pledge to save the doomed Medicaid and Social Security, he admitted that it would be at the expense of younger people: “And the young folks, well… they’ll just have to work a little longer.” Followed up by the most patronizing smirk I’ve ever seen. His willingness to set other people to work solely for his own benefit definitely qualifies him as a DIABLO.

  3. “Old people are going to die of something, sooner or later. But we need these younger people around to pay for my Social Security.” — close to what was said by Joselyn Elders, former Surgeon General of the United States under Bill Clinton

  4. #1 – O’Malley would make a great stripper. Just saying.

    First time I’ve smiled all day. 🙂

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    Lindsey doesn’t stand a chance but he very well could be a power broker for SC blocking conservatives.

  5. I lived in the DC area for 12 years in the 2000s and early 2010s. Miss Graham was known to like the boyz, but he could never get elected in SC if she came out of the closet.

  6. Even straights have known about Graham and his interests for years. But he brings home the $$$$$ to the folks back home and that’s why he’s still in the Senate. I wish he and MCain would go away.

  7. Gramnesty will kick of his campaign in John McCain’s left nostril. After the ceremony, the couple will head off for a vinegar drinking contest in Vermont and reach out to Bernie Sanders.

    What we need most is for Gramnesty to get his sweaty hands on the little black box. I wonder if he could talk Debbie Wasserman Schultz into being his campaign spokesperson.