Not that anyone has been paying attention, but there has been some Neo-Soviet aggression taking place in northern Europe, including submarine intrusions into Swedish water and practice bombing runs against Swedish targets.
I realize this is less interesting than the breaking news that Caitlyn Jenner has learned to queef, but indulge me.
Sweden’s defense budget is such that Sweden was not able to launch fighters to defend its territory during the Russian exercises. Instead, NATO jets from Lithuania were dispatched instead. This week, NATO is performing combat exercises in Sweden as a show of strength against Vladimir Putin’s Neo-Soviet ambitions.
Sweden is in the latter stages of leftist moonbattery. Its own military is practically nonexistent, so it depends on NATO (i.e. the United States) for its defense. But it’s not as though Sweden doesn’t have an Onionesque military strategy to defeat Neo-Soviet aggression.
Sweden is using an underwater ‘gay sailor’ to scare off any Russian submarines which might enter their territory.
The country has installed an underwater ‘gay sailor’ in an effort to deter any future underwater encroachments.
The unique device also comes with a sonar system that sends out the Morse code saying: “This way if you are gay”.
It’s hoped that any Russian submarine will be spooked by the notion of gay acceptance
Because that is how progressive leftists think; they are not serious people capable of dealing with life’s harsh realities, they are giggling children who want to play make-believe.
This would be less of a problem if the progressive left weren’t also totalitarians hell-bent on forcing their lunacy on everyone else.