Some Lesbians were going to have a “Lesbian Luau.” It sounds like it was going to be fun.
But Social Justice Warriors hate fun. Especially since a photograph promoting the event had … HORRORS… a Confederate Battle Emblem visible in the background. The social left feels the same way about the CBE as the Taliban feels about about 3,000 year old statues of Buddha. So that was an issue.
Local activists also distributed an online flyer titled “Not in Our Communities” protesting the event’s cultural appropriation of Polynesian culture. A consortium of “queers, people of color and white accomplices” asked that members of the community not attend the luau because of “silencing and ignoring community concern,” cultural appropriation, and the fact community members did not feel it was a genuine lesbian party.
So then the luau was canceled. The social justice left’s campaign to end all fun everywhere scored another victory. But they could not celebrate it, because surely, someone, somewhere, was having a good time and there was not a social justice warrior to ruin it for everyone. Their work is never done.
The modern social left outdoes the dour Puritans of old in their absolute hatred for people having fun.