When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the cantaloupe, watermelon and honeydew he serves be so uniformly shaped?
The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
No, the Modern Wuss has no use for a gun. So how does the Modern Man defend his family and Melon Baller. Answer, he doesn’t.
The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
Basically, the liberal pussies in the media want masculinity defined so that wussy metrosexuals count.
The modern man cries. He cries often.
Mostly out of shame. Also, because people are always stealing his melon-baller and his wife is cheating on him with a real man.