Courtesy: PJ O’Rourke
If any of the candidates who are most likely to be elected get elected,you’re screwed. However, there are also some candidates who would keep you from being screwed if they got elected. But they aren’t going to get elected, so you’re screwed.
By the former, he means Jeb, Hillary, Trump, Rube, Sanders, and Fiorina.
By the latter, he means Rand Paul.