I think it would go something like this:
Archives for December 9, 2015
Drudge is reporting that Barbara Streisand is “all in for Hillary.”
The two women are joined through their shared contempt for people they regard as beneath them.
[Barbra Streisand] made ridiculous and patronizing demands on interior decorators who recently worked on her $100 million Malibu mansion.
“They were told by a friend of hers, ‘Now children, you cannot make eye contact with Babs. You know that she does not like that. Do not look at her while you’re here,’ ” reveals our source.
“It’s enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.” – From the book American Evita, by Christopher Anderson, p.90 – Hillary to her State Trooper body guards after one of them greeted her with “Good Morning”
It’s amazing how many gay men worship those two miserable women.
Former gay icon, California Governor and alleged Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger has gone Full Environmentaltard. He wants everybody to become a vegan because it will please Gaia and help fight ManBearPig.
“I don’t give a damn if you believe in climate change,” Schwarzenegger wrote. “I couldn’t care less if you’re concerned about temperatures rising or melting glaciers. It doesn’t matter to me which of us is right about the science.”
Actually it does, Arnie. Because this Cult you’ve joined wants us to spend trillions of dollars to fight a threat that likely does not exist; money that could better be spent making real improvements in the lives of real people. Instead of maybe reducing global temperatures by 0.01 degrees, the money would be better spent providing energy and clean drinking water to all of Africa, or cleaning up the Pacific Garbage gyre. The ruinous taxes and regulation your Cult is proposing to fight the Demon ManBearPig will deprive millions of economic opportunities to improve their standard of living.
The left is swooning because Hillary has put out a campaign commercial that shows gay people kissing. (Because, you know, that’s like, this country’s most serious pressing issue of the times.)
Just a reminder, Hillary took $25 Million from the Saudi Government.
She also left a gay ambassador to die in Benghazi and then lied about it.