The Infamous “Affluenza Teen” Ethan Crouch is on the loose. Crouch gained notoriety after he stole beer from a WalMart, got drunk, and then smashed into a disabled car killing four people and severely injuring two others. Other wealthy, spoiled brats have been able to parlay getting drunk and killing people with a car into a careers such as Democrat Massachusetts Senator or Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband. But Crouch was sentenced to ten years of probation after his lawyers argued that he was so rich and so spoiled he could not be held responsible for his actions, a condition his psychologist labeled ‘Affluenza.’ Couch couldn’t handle even that little baby slap on the wrist and now he’s a fugitive.
I can’t help wondering if this defense is also available to Democrat front-runner Hillary Clinton. After all, her rich and powerful husband escaped punishment for sexual assault and perjury. She worked for five years under a boss who acted like the law didn’t apply to him.
Coming from such an environment, how could Hillary possibly have known it was wrong to violate the law by running Government business on a private email server, storing classified documents on a private server, destroying evidence, and peddling influence to foreign Governments?
Hell, you’d have to be a lawyer to know all that stuff.
Anyway, here’s a little forgotten eighties mystery click for Ethan Couch, Hillary Clinton, Jon Corzine and all the other rich spoiled fugitives out there.