Early Iowa results
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
51% Pending Indictment
— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) February 2, 2016
If the #1 and #3 finishers in a Democrat presidential primary were Hispanic. All we would be hearing from the media this morning is how ‘historic’ it was.
Hillary, by the way, won six-out-of-six coin tosses that decided delegates; which pretty much confirms to me that she’s a Sith. But anyway, flipping a coin to decided between radical socialist A and radical socialist B pretty much sums up the Democrat field, n’est-ce pas?