60% of the Republican Caucus vote in Iowa went to black or Hispanic candidates. But if you are uncomfortable with minorities and prefer to vote for old white people, the Democrat Party had a debate last night. It pretty much went like this:
Hillary: Vote for me. I’m a woman.
Sanders: Vote for me, I’m a socialist.
Hillary: I’m pretty socialist, too. I’ll give you free stuff.
Sanders: Grr, I’m the real socialist. I’ll give you ALL THE FREE STUFF! And I hate Wall Street.
Hillary: I hate Wall Street too.
Sanders: No you don’t. They give you money.
Hillary: Big money corrupts our entire political process… except for me.
Sanders: I’ll take all of Wall Street’s money and give it away to voters. Then everyone will be as rich as a hedge fund manager. Because that’s how economics works.
Hillary: I hate the NRA.
Sanders: I hate Climate Deniers.
Hillary: I hate the Koch Brothers.
Sanders: I hate you.
Hillary: I hate you.
Sanders: In closing, Vote for me, Free Stuff, bitches!
Hillary: Vote for me, I’m a woman.