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March 2, 2016 by V the K
Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says
March 2, 2016 at 10:22 pm - March 2, 2016
One-hundred-and-fifty-thousand in student-debt and you’re working part-time as a bartender — and you still gave money to Bernie? …Silly Snowflake. **/sarcasm**
March 2, 2016 at 10:51 pm - March 2, 2016
I’ll file my sympathy for this snowflake in the same filing cabinet that I’ve catalogued all the gloating her ilk did when Obama got his second apocalypse of a term.
March 2, 2016 at 10:54 pm - March 2, 2016
“I’m thinking of suicide…” Bwhahaha! #justdoit!
March 2, 2016 at 10:56 pm - March 2, 2016
Another glass of Schadenfreude, please. This is what happens when you expect someone else to bail you out from your poor life choices.
March 2, 2016 at 11:08 pm - March 2, 2016
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. If Bernie is your career plan, maybe you should pack it in.
March 2, 2016 at 11:20 pm - March 2, 2016
Let me guess, little snowflake. You got a fill in the blank studies program that is completely worthless in the real world. Perhaps you should have considered a major that lands you a job out of college.
Blair Ivey says
March 3, 2016 at 12:02 am - March 3, 2016
$150k!? You can go from high school to JD for that. Or get, say, an engineering degree for a third of the cost, and I guarantee you won’t be tending bar part-time. That’s just ridiculous. The over-educated slacker makes the best useful idiot.
Craig Smith says
March 3, 2016 at 1:31 am - March 3, 2016
Whenever I run into someone who needs to get out of a situation that someone else got them into, by calling on that same person…
HELP, MISTER WIZARD!!
March 3, 2016 at 3:07 am - March 3, 2016
Entertaining link, and right on time.
March 3, 2016 at 5:35 am - March 3, 2016
Why isn’t this racist, one wonders? I mean, Special Snowflake outright blamed black people for voting for Hillary. In short, because other people wanted something this one didn’t, their life is ruined?
We are an unserious people, and we deserve (well not all of us, but those who support the Left, certainly) the pain that is coming because of it.
My sympathy-meter didn’t budge for this whining idiot, not one bit.
March 3, 2016 at 6:34 am - March 3, 2016
Drowning in debt, stupidity and victimhood.
March 3, 2016 at 6:41 am - March 3, 2016
This reminds me of a great article I read on the Blaze
Professor Hale says
March 3, 2016 at 7:57 am - March 3, 2016
he must not have heard that Hillery will promise him the exact same things.
innocent bystander says
March 3, 2016 at 8:22 am - March 3, 2016
Satire walks such a fine line.
But, sometimes you’ve just gotta jump that line when the laugh is this big:
“Bernie was my career plan…”
March 3, 2016 at 10:59 am - March 3, 2016
Pull the trigger and help back-flush the gene pool.
March 3, 2016 at 12:35 pm - March 3, 2016
“Why do they care about free college like we do?”
March 3, 2016 at 12:37 pm - March 3, 2016
So what did he/she/ze/xyr think that The Bern meant by “free college”? That it was supposed to be applied retroactively? I don’t think Bernie is that stupid to promise to just wash away all student debt, and even if he was, it would become another unfulfilled wish anyway; in which case, suicide would seem to be the eventual option no matter what for this person whose disappointment in a leader would become a certainty.
March 3, 2016 at 3:10 pm - March 3, 2016
The I’m for Bernie Millennials haven’t figured out that they are going to pay for college twice; their own crushing school-debts–and higher taxes to pay for the next generation’s “free education”. **chumps**
– Robert A. Heinlein was right.
March 3, 2016 at 4:44 pm - March 3, 2016
$150,000 in student debt equals 5 years for an undergraduate degree plus 3 years for a graduate degree. Obviously, this person was too stupid/unmotivated to finish in the standard time. I bet the degree is some very useless area of study that most higher primates could complete.
March 3, 2016 at 7:29 pm - March 3, 2016
Is this satire? It’s hard to tell these days.
If real, the tears are delicious. “Bernie was my career plan”… and they make fun of people that believe in God.