One-hundred-and-fifty-thousand in student-debt and you’re working part-time as a bartender — and you still gave money to Bernie? …Silly Snowflake. **/sarcasm**
Kilroysays
I’ll file my sympathy for this snowflake in the same filing cabinet that I’ve catalogued all the gloating her ilk did when Obama got his second apocalypse of a term.
runningrnsays
“I’m thinking of suicide…” Bwhahaha! #justdoit!
Juansays
Another glass of Schadenfreude, please. This is what happens when you expect someone else to bail you out from your poor life choices.
Kimthesays
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. If Bernie is your career plan, maybe you should pack it in.
davinci38says
Let me guess, little snowflake. You got a fill in the blank studies program that is completely worthless in the real world. Perhaps you should have considered a major that lands you a job out of college.
$150k!? You can go from high school to JD for that. Or get, say, an engineering degree for a third of the cost, and I guarantee you won’t be tending bar part-time. That’s just ridiculous. The over-educated slacker makes the best useful idiot.
Craig Smithsays
Whenever I run into someone who needs to get out of a situation that someone else got them into, by calling on that same person…
Why isn’t this racist, one wonders? I mean, Special Snowflake outright blamed black people for voting for Hillary. In short, because other people wanted something this one didn’t, their life is ruined?
We are an unserious people, and we deserve (well not all of us, but those who support the Left, certainly) the pain that is coming because of it.
My sympathy-meter didn’t budge for this whining idiot, not one bit.
Khirisays
Drowning in debt, stupidity and victimhood.
Jamessays
This reminds me of a great article I read on the Blaze
he must not have heard that Hillery will promise him the exact same things.
innocent bystandersays
Satire walks such a fine line.
But, sometimes you’ve just gotta jump that line when the laugh is this big:
“Bernie was my career plan…”
Huntersays
Pull the trigger and help back-flush the gene pool.
BigJsays
“Why do they care about free college like we do?”
I…wow…um…
RSGsays
So what did he/she/ze/xyr think that The Bern meant by “free college”? That it was supposed to be applied retroactively? I don’t think Bernie is that stupid to promise to just wash away all student debt, and even if he was, it would become another unfulfilled wish anyway; in which case, suicide would seem to be the eventual option no matter what for this person whose disappointment in a leader would become a certainty.
Ted B. (Charging Rhino)says
The I’m for Bernie Millennials haven’t figured out that they are going to pay for college twice; their own crushing school-debts–and higher taxes to pay for the next generation’s “free education”. **chumps**
TANSTAAFL !!
– Robert A. Heinlein was right.
TnnsNe1says
$150,000 in student debt equals 5 years for an undergraduate degree plus 3 years for a graduate degree. Obviously, this person was too stupid/unmotivated to finish in the standard time. I bet the degree is some very useless area of study that most higher primates could complete.
KCRobsays
Is this satire? It’s hard to tell these days.
If real, the tears are delicious. “Bernie was my career plan”… and they make fun of people that believe in God.
One-hundred-and-fifty-thousand in student-debt and you’re working part-time as a bartender — and you still gave money to Bernie? …Silly Snowflake. **/sarcasm**
I’ll file my sympathy for this snowflake in the same filing cabinet that I’ve catalogued all the gloating her ilk did when Obama got his second apocalypse of a term.
“I’m thinking of suicide…” Bwhahaha! #justdoit!
Another glass of Schadenfreude, please. This is what happens when you expect someone else to bail you out from your poor life choices.
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. If Bernie is your career plan, maybe you should pack it in.
Let me guess, little snowflake. You got a fill in the blank studies program that is completely worthless in the real world. Perhaps you should have considered a major that lands you a job out of college.
$150k!? You can go from high school to JD for that. Or get, say, an engineering degree for a third of the cost, and I guarantee you won’t be tending bar part-time. That’s just ridiculous. The over-educated slacker makes the best useful idiot.
Whenever I run into someone who needs to get out of a situation that someone else got them into, by calling on that same person…
HELP, MISTER WIZARD!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIIOUPLvBqM
To:Craig Smith
Entertaining link, and right on time.
Why isn’t this racist, one wonders? I mean, Special Snowflake outright blamed black people for voting for Hillary. In short, because other people wanted something this one didn’t, their life is ruined?
We are an unserious people, and we deserve (well not all of us, but those who support the Left, certainly) the pain that is coming because of it.
My sympathy-meter didn’t budge for this whining idiot, not one bit.
Drowning in debt, stupidity and victimhood.
This reminds me of a great article I read on the Blaze
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/sorry-kid-you-dont-have-the-right-to-a-college-education/
he must not have heard that Hillery will promise him the exact same things.
Satire walks such a fine line.
But, sometimes you’ve just gotta jump that line when the laugh is this big:
“Bernie was my career plan…”
Pull the trigger and help back-flush the gene pool.
“Why do they care about free college like we do?”
I…wow…um…
So what did he/she/ze/xyr think that The Bern meant by “free college”? That it was supposed to be applied retroactively? I don’t think Bernie is that stupid to promise to just wash away all student debt, and even if he was, it would become another unfulfilled wish anyway; in which case, suicide would seem to be the eventual option no matter what for this person whose disappointment in a leader would become a certainty.
The I’m for Bernie Millennials haven’t figured out that they are going to pay for college twice; their own crushing school-debts–and higher taxes to pay for the next generation’s “free education”. **chumps**
TANSTAAFL !!
– Robert A. Heinlein was right.
$150,000 in student debt equals 5 years for an undergraduate degree plus 3 years for a graduate degree. Obviously, this person was too stupid/unmotivated to finish in the standard time. I bet the degree is some very useless area of study that most higher primates could complete.
Is this satire? It’s hard to tell these days.
If real, the tears are delicious. “Bernie was my career plan”… and they make fun of people that believe in God.