Kathy Witkowski-Jacobs, a self-identified “hippie” from Arlington who requested to be referred to as “Mama Nanny Cat Dog,” was the lone protestor to show up outside the store. At her feet was a plate of food somebody at NOVA Armory had brought out for her.
“First of all, I think anybody that has a gun needs to get their head examined like we get our eyes checked every year,” she said. “Those that have guns need to get regular yearly check-ups because look at the monster that went into Newtown and annihilated all those babies. It’s not the guns, it’s the gun owners who are unstable.”
She said she knew that there were a lot of gun owners who are stable but she wants all gun owners to undergo yearly psychological evaluations to figure out which ones aren’t. When asked why she opposed the opening of NOVA Armory in particular she said, “Well, there’s guns in there. I don’t want any gun stores. I don’t want any gun stores.”
Also, in an editorial, Hillary Rodham Clinton unveils the key points of her Gun Control Agenda, which lines up well with the “I don’t want any gun stores” view of Mama Nanny Cat Dog.
1. Repeal the law that protects firearms companies from nuisance lawsuits so the Left can sue them out of business.
2. Abolish the law that requires the Federal Government to approve or deny gun sales within 3 days of a background check, so that the Government can deny gun purchases by sitting on background checks indefinitely.
3. Use the arbitrary and inaccurate “No Fly” list as a basis for denying citizens their right to self-defense.
Mama Nanny Cat Dog would approve. And then she would do the ritual interpretive dance that protects her from the mind-rays of the banana people.