Democrat Senator Barbara Boxer thinks it’s unfair that Ben and Jerry’s hasn’t done a Hillary-themed ice cream flavor. She is calling on Ben & Jerry’s to create one called “Historic Raspberry Chocolate” in honor of her coronation as the Democrat nominee for President.
She also wants men to be charged 20% more for the privilege of purchasing this flavor; because income inequality.
One, it’s really hard to come up with a flavor of ice cream that’s redolent of an unwanted kiss from an alcoholic grandmother.
Second, Barbara Boxer is an idiot. Well done, California, in electing her three times to the Senate.