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Dumb and Dumber

Posted by V the K at 2:42 pm - April 20, 2016.
Filed under: Academia,Gay PC Silliness

An LGBT (Lesbian Gay Bullying Totalitarian) social justice wanker decided to make some sort of point about gay suicides or something by hanging nooses in rainbow colors from a tree at an Asylum of Higher Learning in Tennessee. However, some of the other inmates got all scared and offended and stuff.

 “At Austin Peay University in Tennessee, the campus erupted in outrage when rainbow nooses were discovered hanging from a tree. Social media exploded and every social justice warrior on campus felt the need to express their displeasure. But later, it was discovered that the nooses were an art project by a student looking to draw attention to the high number of suicides in the LGBT community.”

Yeah, not even the wankers can understand each others’ points any more. Besides, isn’t it cultural appropriation for an LGBTQAA69IAXXXYZ artist to use nooses in a display?

Would the nooses have been okay if Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz had been hanging from them?

I’m not really sure how hanging rainbow colored nooses in a tree was supposed to help suicidal gay folk, but whatever.

Metaphor Alert

Posted by V the K at 7:38 am - April 20, 2016.
Filed under: General

A statue in France has been Caitlyn-Jennered so many times the locals have given up.

A three-metre statue of Heracles, or Hercules, Greek mythology’s divine hero, has stood in the Parc Mauresque in Arcachon since 1948, and the town has been powerless to stop vandals from constantly snapping off the beloved sculpture’s genitalia.

Until now, that is.

To avoid any further pain or embarrassment to the statue, the townspeople have created a removable penis for the Greek God, for use only on special occasions which warrant ceremonies in the park.

The statue is also available as a metaphor for:

  1. Europe’s Post-Modern Culture
  2. America’s Post-Obama Military
  3. The Republican Establishment
  4. Any male who votes for Hillary Clinton

Hat Tip: Peter H

Is there a song about this? You bet there’s a song about this: