A statue in France has been Caitlyn-Jennered so many times the locals have given up.
A three-metre statue of Heracles, or Hercules, Greek mythology’s divine hero, has stood in the Parc Mauresque in Arcachon since 1948, and the town has been powerless to stop vandals from constantly snapping off the beloved sculpture’s genitalia.
Until now, that is.
To avoid any further pain or embarrassment to the statue, the townspeople have created a removable penis for the Greek God, for use only on special occasions which warrant ceremonies in the park.
The statue is also available as a metaphor for:
- Europe’s Post-Modern Culture
- America’s Post-Obama Military
- The Republican Establishment
- Any male who votes for Hillary Clinton
Hat Tip: Peter H
Is there a song about this? You bet there’s a song about this:
[youtube]https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4[/youtube]
The traditional solution to similar statutory problems was to have a removable fig-leaf made to conceal — rather than innocent eyes be offended.
Our own government bureaucracy has handy plinths and curtains to cover such offending cultural treasures when their Mohammedan overlords visit.
How pathetic is this? It is obvious to me anyway this is a scam to extract dollars from Whole Foods. If this guy is a pastor he should be defrocked as a total fraud. So, now we have a gay person so”traumatized” he wants money for his pain and writing TRUMP on a sidewalk at a college campus is also so devastating to students they need a 24/7 crisis line. We need to thank our lucky stars these pathetic people were not of age during WWII or we would be speaking a language other than English. Oops, did I offend someone?
A stone penis? Wow, who wouldn’t?
http://youtu.be/cNPgZ_3el4c
60 seconds from Naked Gun. You know the scene.