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The Triumph of Democratic Socialism

April 28, 2016 by V the K

I imagine if you’re a Bernie Sanders supporter (Sandernista), a two-day work week sounds pretty sweet; or maybe like too much effort. (“Two whole days? But my teachers said I was SPECIAL!”)

The socialist administration began imposing a four-hour daily blackout around the country this week to save electricity. Then, Maduro announced that millions of officials will now work only Mondays and Tuesdays, taking the rest of the week off in a bid to save electricity.

Electricity shortages in the country with largest proven reserves of oil in the world. Socialism is amazeballs.

Some Venezuelans complain that the country is starting to resemble the dystopian series “The Hunger Games,” in which districts suffer for the benefit of a heartless capital city.

And the five richest counties in the Unites States are those surrounding Washington DC. We’re feeling the Bern already.

Filed Under: Socialism in America

Comments

  1. Ilion says

    April 28, 2016 at 9:17 am - April 28, 2016

    “We’re feeling the Bern already.”

    I don’t think there is a hospital big enough and equipped enough to deal with all the Bern Victims.

  2. Hanover says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:15 pm - April 28, 2016

    The latest I read was that Maduro can’t even afford to print more money now. The slow implosion will accelerate if they can’t pay their military.

  3. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    April 28, 2016 at 12:34 pm - April 28, 2016

    If the troops have no weapons, and their vehicles have no fuel, they’re contained.

    V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we’re both about to die.
    Creedy: How do you imagine that’s gonna happen?
    V: With my hands around your neck.
    Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We’ve swept this place. You’ve got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
    V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I’m no longer be standing, because if I am you’ll all be dead before you’ve reloaded.
    Creedy: That’s impossible. Kill him.
    [the fingermen open fire on V, but he still stands after their magazines are empty]
    V: My turn.

  4. Steve says

    April 28, 2016 at 4:34 pm - April 28, 2016

    “hospital big enough and equipped enough to deal with all the Bern Victims”

    It was liberals that shut down the big mental hospitals before.

    You can buy #10 cans of freeze dried nitrogen packed food that will last 30+ years without refrigeration, it would be a good idea to have enough to make it through a bad time, like post election riots or hurricanes. You don’t want to be like the NYC puffs with nice cloths dumpster diving for food 2 days post Sandy ignoring a weeks warning.

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