Here’s just some stuff I stole from other sites, mostly AoSHQ, and some hunky firemen and puppies. Because Friday.
- Imagine being robbed by a gang of violent Thai Ladyboys; I can’t even think of what TV show this should have been an episode of. I can imagine this scenario being one of Commander Riker’s holodeck programs, though.
- Wallowing in their customary state of misery and guilt, the socialist juicebox wankers at the ‘White Privilege’ conference complain that there was too much focus on White People.
- Another day goes by without a real racist incident in the USA, so the left fakes another one.
- BTW, is it possible the reason the left is going nuts about Tranny bathrooms is to distract the public from the awful Obama economy? Yes, it is.
- Speaking of which, Millennials act like they’re the ones who mainstreamed gender-bending homoerotic implied incest: This thirty-year old video suggests otherwise.
- Question: If you walk into Target and tell them that you self-identify as a 65-year-old woman, are you entitled to a Senior Discount?
- The secret service is going to raise the height of the wall around the White House by five feet to keep out trespassers; weren’t they listening when Mark Zuckerberg said we should be building bridges, not walls?
- Hey, Remember that time the EPA dumped millions of gallons of toxic waste into a river in Colorado? Well, the EPA is now sticking the local counties with the bill for cleaning it up. Environmental Leftists named the EPA’s Chief Bureaucrat their Conservationist of the Year. You can’t make this up.
- Nor can you make this up: Hillary Clinton has literally created a ‘woman card’ that she is handing out to her donors; acknowledging, probably, that if she weren’t a woman, there’s no way she would be the Democrat nominee with her complete lack of accomplishment, trail of lies and scandals, and deficient levels of melanin insulation.
” is it possible the reason the left is going nuts about Tranny bathrooms”
You do realize that its conservatives who are “going nuts” and using the power of big government to force passable trans folks to use men bathrooms exposing young boys to ladymen dont you?
Shorter littlelettermikey: You will be MADE to care. Not even trying to hide the fascism anymore, huh?
Awww look, mikey’s back. Of course he supports people who are “using the power of big government to force passable trans folks to use men bathrooms exposing young boys to ladymen”
Because Mikey doesn’t discriminate.
So big government conservatives pass laws to mandate individual behavior and conservatives cheer when the folks protest actual tyranny.
Anything for the greater good!
I don’t care squat about bathrooms, I just want to know which dog park those men, I mean puppies, go to.
Indulging in a little shallow queerness: Kiss the cutie on the right, get in bed with the boy scout on the left, marry the daddy in the middle.
Oh, who am I kidding, I’d kiss, get in bed with, and marry any of them!
Here in Southern California, at Biola college, someone painted a swastika (spl?) over the door of a black students room. I wonder who did it?
Mike: Conservatives didn’t pass a damn thing. The idea of restroom privacy was the law forever. Liberals changed that very recently. Conservatives objected, as they should if they think it’s wrong. (As do I)
Hey Mikey, you’re the one supporting it.
“… and some hunky firemen and puppies.”
I find it hard to believe that they are firemen.
And now some are shocked, SHOCKED!, that Starbucks may be taking Target’s lead and opening their restrooms to either sex.
And nobody gives a crap because every single Starbucks restroom is single user.
@ Ilion: These blokes are all Aussies. Aussie men are automatically 10% sexier. 😉
“… every single Starbucks restroom is single user.”
I’m sure that must be due vile discrimination.
What about the (single) individuals who “identify” as Siamese twins? What about the couple of individuals who sew their clothes together to more nearly reflect their “identity” as Siamese twins? What about the couple of individuals who “identify” as non-conjoined Siamese twins?
The H8ERZ at Starbucks must be made to pay!
“These blokes are all Aussies.”
That doesn’t allay my doubts that they really are firemen.
“Aussie men are automatically 10% sexier.”
Even after they start talking (*) (**)?
(*) I almost wrote, “even after they open their mouths”, but then I realized that that was too ambiguous, given the audience.
(**) The only thing worse than a real Aussie accent is the fake Aussie accents used in the Outback adverts.
@ Ilion: To each their own, I suppose. I personally find Australian accents quite sexy.
Actually, mike, I think that “NON-passability” is pretty much the crux of the matter.
While opponents of the “bathroom laws” go on sarcastically about whether the NC government intends to place quick-result Instant Karyotyping machines outside every public restroom, my hunch is that it’s NOT the utterly convincing ones who’ve been on hormone regimens for years and years (i.e., the ones whose “birth sex” can only be confirmed by chromosome analysis) that are the big concern.
It’s the ones who outwardly look very much like typical members of their “biological sex,” and very much UNLIKE the typical members of their “chosen gender.” In other words, the non-passables.
I’m not sure why Ilion doubts the authenticity of the alleged firemen — certainly, they’re not SEASONED firemen, but they may well be genuine cadets.
As to their hunkiness — appealing faces, but full-body depilation is a boner-wilter, I’m afraid. (Maybe their upper chests are naturally that smooth, but not their lower torsos — not on white guys that age.)
That photo just triggered me, in a good way. I want to retreat to a safe space with the man on the left. Or the man on the right. Or the man in the middle.
@20 I’ll take any one of them. Sadly, I’m too old.
#20 Their job is to remove you from unsafe spaces, if that helps any. 😉
Zuckborg spent $16million last year on armed guards, but wants no wall or gun to protect me.
Steve, I’m sure Zuck is one of those people who doesn’t want plebes to be allowed to carry while he is surrounded and protected by said armed guards. All the people who want to take away your guns are benefitting from armed protection. Same for the global warming hysterics they scream about–the people yelling the loudest have the largest carbon footprints. The hypocrisy of the Left is absolutely disgusting!!