Remember how Sweden decided to employ “Underwater Neon Gay Signs” in order to ward off increasing aggressive Russian submarines from violating its territorial waters? (Sweden is a progressive place, where military spending is “icky,” but childish stunts make everyone feel smug.)
Sweden is using an underwater ‘gay sailor’ to scare off any Russian submarines which might enter their territory.
The unique device also comes with a sonar system that sends out the Morse code saying: “This way if you are gay”.
Apparently, this measure was not fabulous enough. So a Swedish Army band has decided to become even gayer and more fabulous than ever.
By the way, don’t confuse my posting about this for outrage. A military band plays ABBA, and quite well. No big deal. I am not even outraged at the gradual collapse and debasement of Western Civilization. Though I rue and lament it, at this point, I just have to accept it as part of the continuum of history.
And it beats writing another post about the stubby-fingered Vulgarian.