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The Monologuing of the Left

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From a Facebook Group I can join but you can’t. Neener. Neener.*

Why are the SJWs, &c., so annoying? Why do they keep lecturing, on and on, about how right they are and how bad we are? Why are they coming unglued when, if they had had a bit of patience and kept working slowly and carefully, most of the frogs wouldn’t have noticed the increasing heat?
Why did they suddenly kick up the gas to stupid-high? Now that we are in real trouble, why do they start with the prepared speeches about how feeble we are compared to them, how inevitable our defeat is, how the world will soon be theirs! Yadda yadda yadda.

“Mwah Ha Ha! You have lost, Evil White Patriarchy. Soon, the world will be ours! A marvelous utopia of Socialism, Transgenderism, Environmentalism, and Mohammedanism.”

 Answer: they are monologuing.

They have us tied up and our utility-belts, magic rings, pearl-handled Colts and our matched .45 caliber automatics taken away, but they’ve thrown them on a table where we can still see them, and they don’t know what we keep up our sleeve.

“And there is nothing you can do to stop us. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha.”

So have hope – we know how this ends, who gets socked in the jaw, handcuffed, and taken back to the asylum.

Let us hope so.

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*They actually would probably let you join if you asked.

Comments

  1. “I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.” – Julius Henry Marx. (1890-1977) American Philosopher, and the only Marx that ever made any sense.

  2. Thank you for your comment on the Lighter Side, Ted B. We sure do need some comic relief every now and then in light of what’s going on today! Yes, Julius H. Marx was an “American Philosopher” who extolled his “Philosophy” in countless dialogues in his films. For younger readers who may not know who Julius H. Marx was, he went by the professional name of “Groucho,” and along with his brothers Leonard (Chico) and Arthur (Harpo) gave the world much needed laughter in Hollywood’s classic years. In a world where so much does not seem to make sense anymore, perhaps we should pay attention to the “Philosophies” of some of our outstanding comedians of another era. Personally speaking, the older I get (and I am almost 70), I’m beginning to think that the one person who has made the most sense of all is Gracie Allen!!

  3. They are simply drunk on power after a couple of wins via bad judges.
    They think the pendulum will never swing back, that they will be commissars not the bodies in the ditch, & that you can have a judge force people to like you.

    Gays like most women don’t understand that politics is a replacement for violence in that winners cannot impose too burdensome demands on others.

    They exist in echo chambers thinking nothing exists between NYC and San Fran. They made Duck Dynasty to make fun of rednecks but it backfired as it was the only show on TV with a healthy family, that didn’t have the white guy stupider than the black janitor.

    They made the same mistake with The Man In The High Castle, the jewish producers couldn’t create a fictional version of Knotsea ruled USA that was worse than the current state #whatifwewon, forcing them to pull the series. Now they have an Isreal First American 3rd party candidate that is the literal definition of CUCKSERVATIVE.

  4. *They actually would probably let you join if you asked.

    Yeah, but that would require having a Facebook account. There is nothing I can think of that is worth subjecting myself to that invasion of privacy.

  5. I’ve run across numerous business-to-business sites that require FB to access recently, …screw ’em! I’ll take my business elsewhere.

  6. So I’m not the only one who LOATHES Facebook?

    Want a fun project for the weekend? And by “fun project” I mean an AGONIZING, PHYSICALLY PAINFUL undertaking, try deleting your Facebook account. I absolutely believe it can’t be done.