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The 21st Century’s Harriet Tubman

Posted by V the K at 2:33 pm - June 8, 2016.
Filed under: Leftist Nutjobs

Via Insty.

Apparently, the sight of a lobster for sale in a grocery-store tank “weighed on [her] psyche.” So she bought it, “drove six hours to Winnipeg, [and] shipped it via UPS to a vegan contact out in Halifax for $225, where the lobster was released into the ocean by a fellow vegan out east.”

This story might remind some readers of the first act of a 1998 episode of The Simpsons, but no, it happened in real life just a while ago, and if you dare, you can listen to this chick compare what she did to the Underground Railroad.

This century has turned out to be a lot more stupid than any of us expected.

Harsh Reality 7, Feminist Delusions 0

Posted by V the K at 8:49 am - June 8, 2016.
Filed under: Sports

Australia’s champion Womnys Kickball Team got their asses kicked by a team of 13 and 14 year old boys.

Australia’s national women’s soccer team have suffered a devastating defeat in the lead up to the Rio Olympics – going down 7-0 to the Newcastle Jets under-15 boys side.

Despite the embarrassing defeat on Wednesday night at Valentine Sports Park in Newcastle, the Australian team will travel to Brazil as one of the gold medal favourites.

But, hey, let’s keep pretending there’s no such thing as biology and that anyone who thinks there are any differences is just a white-privileged rapist who hates science.

Well, This Comes as a Shock to No One

Posted by V the K at 8:36 am - June 8, 2016.
Filed under: Big Hollywood

Boring, if true… has learned that Richard Simmons is the latest Hollywood star to secretly undergo a sex change!

The National ENQUIRER broke the explosive news today with a jaw-dropping cover story that features never-before-seen photos of Simmons living as his female identity, Fiona.

The incredible pictures of Simmons, 67, with flowing brunette locks and womanly curves are photoshop-free. And a friend of the exercise guru insisted, “[This is] not just Richard Simmons in drag. This is Richard dressed as a softly spoken woman named Fiona!”