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Well, This Comes as a Shock to No One

June 8, 2016 by V the K

Boring, if true…

RadarOnline.com has learned that Richard Simmons is the latest Hollywood star to secretly undergo a sex change!

The National ENQUIRER broke the explosive news today with a jaw-dropping cover story that features never-before-seen photos of Simmons living as his female identity, Fiona.

The incredible pictures of Simmons, 67, with flowing brunette locks and womanly curves are photoshop-free. And a friend of the exercise guru insisted, “[This is] not just Richard Simmons in drag. This is Richard dressed as a softly spoken woman named Fiona!”

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  1. Craig Smith says

    June 8, 2016 at 9:08 am - June 8, 2016

    At the age of the upper 60’s, lower 70’s, most men’s libedo tends to take a nose dive. When that happens, strange things occur in the psyche, especially when it comes to sex identity.

    Bruce and Richard are the result.

  2. CrayCrayPatriot says

    June 8, 2016 at 9:17 am - June 8, 2016

    Please allow Richard to just live in peace. If he wants to come out, he knows exactly how to make an entrance.

  3. TnnsNe1 says

    June 8, 2016 at 10:28 am - June 8, 2016

    So.. this explains the “disappearance” of Mr. Simmons that was reported a few months ago.

  4. James says

    June 8, 2016 at 11:44 am - June 8, 2016

    “Please allow Richard to just live in peace”, Cray Cray, dont think there is anyone disallowing to live in peace.

  5. Peter Hughes says

    June 8, 2016 at 11:51 am - June 8, 2016

    Cray Cray, dont think there is anyone disallowing to live in peace.

    Except for vapid self-centered liberals who think that it’s their God-given right to butt into other people’s beliefs and traditions. (“Bake me that cake, dammit!”)

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  6. SCnOhio says

    June 8, 2016 at 12:04 pm - June 8, 2016

    Is this a sex change or more of a slight sex veer?

  7. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    June 8, 2016 at 12:28 pm - June 8, 2016

    And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit. And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. – Rev.9:1-6

    Oh Lord G-d!, is there no end to this?

  8. RSG says

    June 8, 2016 at 12:56 pm - June 8, 2016

    So.. this explains the “disappearance” of Mr. Simmons that was reported a few months ago.

    Apparently so. So he was only being held ‘hostage’ via his own will.

  9. runningrn says

    June 8, 2016 at 4:03 pm - June 8, 2016

    Well, fortunately for Fiona, she won’t need to change her wardrobe much… #pantyhose! #stripedshortshorts! #sportsbraundermuscletank!

  10. Throbert McGee says

    June 8, 2016 at 6:03 pm - June 8, 2016

    Cuing Eddie Murphy as “Little Richard Simmons”:

    Got a girl named Daisy
    The bitch is fat and lazy
    Blubber to the east, blubber to the west
    Bitch got long and floppy breasts…

    P.S. Richard Penniman’s ORIGINAL pre-radio lyrics of “Tutti-Frutti” were, reportedly:

    “Tutti Frutti, good booty
    If it don’t fit, don’t force it
    You can grease it, make it easy”

  11. Steve says

    June 8, 2016 at 6:08 pm - June 8, 2016

    At least he didn’t marry a male hooker like Barney Frank.

  12. rusty says

    June 8, 2016 at 6:24 pm - June 8, 2016

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/richard-simmons-rep-responds-to-transgender-rumors/

  13. davinci38 says

    June 8, 2016 at 8:05 pm - June 8, 2016

    Richard Thimmons is tho butch, guuuurrrrllll!

  14. tnnsne1 says

    June 9, 2016 at 6:25 am - June 9, 2016

    The big question : if he did transition, would we be able to tell?

  15. James says

    June 9, 2016 at 7:52 am - June 9, 2016

    I’m sure the left wing media outlets like Vox, Buzzfeed and Salon had a field day with this.

  16. Sam says

    June 9, 2016 at 1:21 pm - June 9, 2016

    Granny tranny – the latest trend.

  17. Heliotrope says

    June 9, 2016 at 2:20 pm - June 9, 2016

    Drudge posted a picture of the newly minted Fiona and I decided that the aberration formerly known as Richard was more than enough to warrant avoidance. Some things in life are better left to compost unnoticed, unmolested and unannounced.

    Good luck, Fiona, now just go away and get on with getting on in the privacy of your own fantasy world.

  18. James says

    June 10, 2016 at 8:51 am - June 10, 2016

    Richard Simmons is actually very obnoxious in real life. Howard Stern used to put him in his place and have him leaving his show crying.

  19. Peter Hughes says

    June 10, 2016 at 2:26 pm - June 10, 2016

    #18 – Oh, how I’d have loved to have been a fly on the wall to have seen that!

    Richard Simmons needs to be shot with a Prozac dart. Stat.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

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