Boring, if true…
RadarOnline.com has learned that Richard Simmons is the latest Hollywood star to secretly undergo a sex change!
The National ENQUIRER broke the explosive news today with a jaw-dropping cover story that features never-before-seen photos of Simmons living as his female identity, Fiona.
The incredible pictures of Simmons, 67, with flowing brunette locks and womanly curves are photoshop-free. And a friend of the exercise guru insisted, “[This is] not just Richard Simmons in drag. This is Richard dressed as a softly spoken woman named Fiona!”
At the age of the upper 60’s, lower 70’s, most men’s libedo tends to take a nose dive. When that happens, strange things occur in the psyche, especially when it comes to sex identity.
Bruce and Richard are the result.
Please allow Richard to just live in peace. If he wants to come out, he knows exactly how to make an entrance.
So.. this explains the “disappearance” of Mr. Simmons that was reported a few months ago.
“Please allow Richard to just live in peace”, Cray Cray, dont think there is anyone disallowing to live in peace.
Except for vapid self-centered liberals who think that it’s their God-given right to butt into other people’s beliefs and traditions. (“Bake me that cake, dammit!”)
Regards,
Peter H.
Is this a sex change or more of a slight sex veer?
Oh Lord G-d!, is there no end to this?
Apparently so. So he was only being held ‘hostage’ via his own will.
Well, fortunately for Fiona, she won’t need to change her wardrobe much… #pantyhose! #stripedshortshorts! #sportsbraundermuscletank!
Cuing Eddie Murphy as “Little Richard Simmons”:
Got a girl named Daisy
The bitch is fat and lazy
Blubber to the east, blubber to the west
Bitch got long and floppy breasts…
P.S. Richard Penniman’s ORIGINAL pre-radio lyrics of “Tutti-Frutti” were, reportedly:
“Tutti Frutti, good booty
If it don’t fit, don’t force it
You can grease it, make it easy”
At least he didn’t marry a male hooker like Barney Frank.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/richard-simmons-rep-responds-to-transgender-rumors/
Richard Thimmons is tho butch, guuuurrrrllll!
The big question : if he did transition, would we be able to tell?
I’m sure the left wing media outlets like Vox, Buzzfeed and Salon had a field day with this.
Granny tranny – the latest trend.
Drudge posted a picture of the newly minted Fiona and I decided that the aberration formerly known as Richard was more than enough to warrant avoidance. Some things in life are better left to compost unnoticed, unmolested and unannounced.
Good luck, Fiona, now just go away and get on with getting on in the privacy of your own fantasy world.
Richard Simmons is actually very obnoxious in real life. Howard Stern used to put him in his place and have him leaving his show crying.
#18 – Oh, how I’d have loved to have been a fly on the wall to have seen that!
Richard Simmons needs to be shot with a Prozac dart. Stat.
Regards,
Peter H.