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This dude is obsessed with food, sex, and masturbation, which makes him a much sought-after speaker on the college lecture circuit.

Describing store customers who are “repulsed” by more exotic spice combinations, Friedman argues that people who stick to salt and pepper “have a strict recipe for life … believe in sex for procreation only” and live their lives “in fear of falling off the edge.” Hence they seek “refuge in rules and regulations.”

He continues with the theme, saying people who keep their spices simple are the driving forces behind “anti-gay, anti-birth control, anti-sex education sentiment.”

Actually, if the steak is a good cut and is cooked well, the only spices you need are salt and pepper.

But whatever… weirdo.

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Comments

  2. So what does he say about traditional Italians or Indians? They use tons of spices beyond salt and pepper, but they aren’t necessarily approve of homosexuality.

    Or is Mr. Friedman engaging in… *checks SJW microagression manual* … culinary-sexual cultural appropriation/neo-colonialism? 😉

  3. I don’t get it: colleges are reputed to be seething cauldrons of misogyny; the lairs of testosterone-fueled males on the prowl for helpless maidens… and yet the same colleges host seminars where the message is “shag anything that will hold still – and use your imagination” in a culture that constantly reinforces the message that people not getting it on at least once a day are weird losers.

    Kind of a mixed message, no?

  5. To be fair, brainlessly attaching minor preferences to major issues can appear anywhere. Scott Adams, who apparently does not like fiction, recently wrote a column denouncing “fiction thinkers’ as narrow minded, or the cat loving father in ” Meet the Parents” insisting that dog lovers are insecure people.