This dude is obsessed with food, sex, and masturbation, which makes him a much sought-after speaker on the college lecture circuit.
Describing store customers who are “repulsed” by more exotic spice combinations, Friedman argues that people who stick to salt and pepper “have a strict recipe for life … believe in sex for procreation only” and live their lives “in fear of falling off the edge.” Hence they seek “refuge in rules and regulations.”
He continues with the theme, saying people who keep their spices simple are the driving forces behind “anti-gay, anti-birth control, anti-sex education sentiment.”
Actually, if the steak is a good cut and is cooked well, the only spices you need are salt and pepper.
But whatever… weirdo.