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This Week’s Hyped Hysteria

Posted by V the K at 6:22 pm - August 10, 2016.
Filed under: Media Bias

I trust you’re all with me that this media-little-girl-hysteria that “Trump threatened to assassinate Hillary” is a complete load, right?

Number of Genders/Sexuality Variants Exceeds Letters in the Earth Alphabet

Posted by V the K at 11:51 am - August 10, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

I know it’s a satirical site, but the best satire is spot on.

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The Wages of Socialism

Bernie Sanders, Socialist Hero and Champion of the Proletariat, just bought himself a $600,000 vacation home. (His third).

The Burlington resident last week plopped down nearly $600,000 on a camp in North Hero.

Sanders’ new waterfront crib has four bedrooms and 500 feet of Lake Champlain beachfront on the east side of the island — facing Vermont, not New York. The Bern will keep his home in Burlington and use the new camp seasonally.

Gee, do you think he will be using this or his other home to shelter homeless transgendered illegal immigrant Muslims? Yeah, neither do I.

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A lovely dacha wherein to contemplate the dictatorship of the proletariat.

Love Is Love Update

Posted by V the K at 8:46 am - August 10, 2016.
Filed under: Gay Marriage

Once again, the Christian White Heteronormative Patriarchy is oppressing two people who just want to love each other.

A mother and son whose forbidden love affair could land them each a lengthy jail sentence have declared they are ‘madly in love’ and nothing will tear them apart.

Monica Mares, 36, and her son Caleb Peterson, 19, face up to 18 months in prison if found guilty of incest at a trial later this year in New Mexico.

But the mother and son couple have vowed to fight for their right to have a sexual relationship and are appealing to the public to donate to their legal fund.

Can you believe that The Patriarchy actually wants to put them in jail for being in love? Probably because of Thoecracy and stuff. “Government everywhere but in our bedrooms, yo!”

By the way, First cousin marriage is common and encouraged in Islam (which explains a lot about the Middle East), and since Mohammedans are the Democrats new favorite demo, it’s just a matter of time before all of those silly laws against incest will have to be struck down anyway.