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Number of Genders/Sexuality Variants Exceeds Letters in the Earth Alphabet

Posted by V the K at 11:51 am - August 10, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

I know it’s a satirical site, but the best satire is spot on.

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  1. GLBTism is going to collapse under its own self-contradiction. Where once it was alliance of people who felt sexual attraction to members of their own sex (and pederasts, in the first few years, but GLAAD wants you to ignore that), but then that T got thrown in, and suddenly it turned into the “not straight club.”

    The Ls and feminist straight allies argue that the Gs should not be included because they bear the dreaded Y-chromosome and are making headway in marginalizing the Gs within the “community”; Gs and Ls marginalize Bs and review them as something akin to category traitors due to their heterosexual leanings; and G, Ls, and Bs dislike the Ts because the Ts’ “issue” is that they do not accept their biological sex, whereas the others are united by acceptance of their sex and are attracted to their biological sex. The Queers are in a circular debate with the Ts over the two groups are one and the same, or subsets of each other. And then you have the Asexuals and their various subdivisions and permutations, who seem to be mostly made up of people with low libidos who felt the need to get in on the sexual categorization craze.

    Furthermore, you see the various groups trying to sabotage each other. Gs and Ls argue that Bs don’t really exist. Ts argue that Gs and Ls are actually Ts. Et cetera. And then you throw in the political fanatics of the groups versus the “hey, I just like guys/gals, leave me alone,” and the “intersectional” GLBTers, and you have a cultural Yugoslavia.

    Comment by Sean L — August 10, 2016 @ 12:22 pm - August 10, 2016

  2. When are they going to start including non-ASCII characters and stop discriminating against foreign alphabets?
    Seriously, as the above poster states, once the umbrella gets too large it becomes incoherent, sometimes self-contradictory, and aimless – in many ways it mirrors the current Democrat Party which is at the point that it CAN’T satisfy all its members so it starts choosing which constituency to satisfy and which to ignore; the most visible has been the environmentalists versus the blue collar unions, but it will grow from there; it appears a likely next split will be between the ‘non-straight’ and Muslims. I don’t see how the Democrat Party can keep together with all of its current members – sometime there will either be a big split, or enough chunks will cleave off to cause big problems. The first chunk is cleaving off in this cycle as Unions are withdrawing support and many members are voting for Republicans, particularly Trump.

    Comment by Chemechie — August 10, 2016 @ 1:28 pm - August 10, 2016

  3. Sean, you’re such a h8er! 😉

    Comment by Ilíon — August 10, 2016 @ 1:30 pm - August 10, 2016

  4. @2 – you beat me to it. Shunning non-Roman alphabets ignores the rich, diverse tapestry of other alphabets. They go “straight” to the alphabet of dead white guys. Shame.

    Comment by KCRob — August 10, 2016 @ 9:19 pm - August 10, 2016

  5. My suggestion :
    http://www.islam101.com/quran/aralph_ph.jpg

    Comment by tnnsne1 — August 11, 2016 @ 6:28 am - August 11, 2016

  6. For the sake of the Gods Old and New, there’s just three flavors; Straight, Bi and Gay. And like tri-flavored ice cream, they blend a bit at the edges.

    All the rest is confusion, body issues, politics and perversions.

    Get used to it.

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — August 11, 2016 @ 9:37 am - August 11, 2016

  7. @6, Heterosexual, Bisexual and Homosexual, ” gay and straight” means homosexual and bisexual” in 2%er nomenclature, heterosexuals are regarded as “breeders”. Enough Orwellian speak. The Orwellian named “conservative movement” of culturally marxist 2%er progressives/libertarians hostile to the COTUS and the American worker comes to mind.

    Comment by rjligier — August 11, 2016 @ 10:12 am - August 11, 2016

  8. @6 “All the rest is confusion, body issues, politics and perversions.

    Technically speaking, the “bi-” and “gay” flavors are also perversions (and often politics)

    Comment by Ilíon — August 12, 2016 @ 10:17 am - August 12, 2016

  9. .. and frequently, confusion

    Comment by Ilíon — August 12, 2016 @ 10:18 am - August 12, 2016

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