The article doesn’t come out and say this dude is a friend-of-Dorothy, but I most definitely get that vibe.
To date, Joey Prixx, 26, has undergone 100 cosmetic procedures, which adds up to around 150 hours of cosmetic surgery, and has spent $60,000 (£46,000), to get the ‘perfect’ face and bum.
‘I had 350cc silicone implants inserted through either sides of my bum crack, they’re the largest I could have without them being specially made due to my body size,’ he explains.
‘I love that so much of me is fake. I love that I sparkle from all angles. I love that I make people feel better about themselves I am so happy with who I am, what I do for others & where life has brought me.